Din Smallburrow

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[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

"Hello there, friend! Fancy listening to an epic story told with music?"

🌻Cheerful Bard
💙Lookin' for love
🌻Oblivious
💙Actual idiot
🌻Loves Dramatic things
💙Carries a Lute and a Flute
🌻Pansexual

💙OC
🌻Not new to RP
💙Ships with chem

~ RT and ♡ for the Sunflower? ~

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

pLAYS WE ARE NUMBER ONE ON THE KAZOO AND LUTE-

[『 ʀɪᴋᴇʀ 』 @Purrfect_Theif]

”dont you dare”

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

Clicks tongue-
Writing down song lyrics.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

"So what if I combine the music of my lute and my kazoo??
...
Haha, just kidding!
...
Unless-?"

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Yeah but he did ask me for advice on how to flirt.
Did he try holding your hand yet???"

Blink blink.

"I mean if you two haven't gotten laid, maybe you're hand virgins too-"

D I N .

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

Sliiiiides over to @Purrfect_Theif.

"RIKER.
I GOT STUFF. BOOKS.
FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD.
BOOKS WITH PICTURES.
AND LITTLE TO NO WORDS."

Oh??? Comic books???

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "...
Have you /tried/?"

...
I mean.

"Plus! He's a necromancer too! So doesn't he use charisma aswell?
Or... was it warlocks...?
I get the two mixed up all the time..."

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "It's only natural a bard would be the most-
Charismatic and romantic person!
But hey! In turn you can do the... thing with the prices! Where you make stuff cheaper! Somehow!"

SOMEHOW.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif A little snicker!

"Oh, non-bards won't ever understand!"

She just had a big grin! Little tiny baby fangs just poking out.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Yeah. Like-
Look at this."

Clears voice.

"My name is Din... but you can call me..."

SUDDEN SPARKLE AS HER EYES LID. A SMIRK ON HER FACE.
COLORS BRIGHTENING UP JUST A BIT.

"Anytime...~"

Wink.

Goddamn it, bard magic.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "It's the sparkle, bro.
People of all gender like it!"

...
The...
The...
Sparkle????

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Yeah! But still, you have to know when to just pull a move!"

Din. You're talking about Hommet.
The guy who can barely get through a sentence without stuttering and the guy who's super jumpy.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "You two! Are busy being cute and cuddly and total virgins!"

D I N .

"Even I've done the sexy stuff before! Geez!"

WELL YOU'VE GOT HIGH CHARISMA SO.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Riker.
Please don't tell me you're still a virgin."

DIN OH MY GOD.

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Oh! I'm still not gopd with naming the dance without pants' various positions."

Shrug.

"Have you ever done the Slippery Avocado with Hommet?"

AAAAAA

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif She is. But-
Not mentally.

"Wowzers! They're doing the reverse avocado position!"

The fucking what-

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif what have you done

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "What's porn?"

Opens up and looks through the pages.

"Oooooh!"

DIN NO YOU'RE TOO YOUNG-

"Now /that's/ a katana!"

Oh god-

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

@Purrfect_Theif "Heroes beating bad guys!"

She drops all infront of him and sits down.
Holding three more.

"And these? I dunno, but it looks like a monster on one of the covers!"

It says 'Hentai' right at the top.

"And it's in black and white!"

[Din Smallburrow @HeroicBard]

Din, despite having been told by @DEMONICGREMLIN to stay away.
Has visited again.

"Tord...?
I brought some books...! Many books, I found them very interesting!"

She skipped over.
Tilting her head.