Matthew Cutts

If you're reading this, then I'm probably drunk.

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@BilllyMitchell Go Go Go Billy!

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@RichardMylan There they are! Love you Graham!

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@pududeer @minkahunter Me too...

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

Music. Art. Culture. Humanity. Love.
We need more of ALL this stuff.
And @edenparknz is the place for it. So, give Kiwis 6 more concerts a year at our National Stadium. We've earned it. We need it.
C'mon @AklCouncil, you know it makes sense.

https://t.co/0FS6d7lcpq

[cool timothy @dreadconquest]

from labours instagram lmao

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@LeeProud That photo makes me so happy!

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@Elena_Allegra What they paid doesn’t matter. Current market value doesn’t matter either. If yours is the only offer on the table and you’re prepared to walk, that’s the value.

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

Future not looking too hot for New Zealand.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Theory of how Earth will look in the next 300 million years

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

This shitty App used to make me laugh. Sometimes it still does.

[Football Manager Hair on Politicians @visualsatire]

Timothée Chalamallet

[Mike Scully @scullymike]

Ran into Richard Lewis in Improv bathroom 1982, said I'm a fan. RL: "Thanks. You a comic?" me: 'no, just open mics' RL: "Do you go on stage?" me: 'yeah' RL: "Do you tell jokes?" me: 'yeah' RL:"Then you're a comic." He could've just said thanks and left. Never forgot it

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

Classic. The guy forced by his deputies to remove Te Reo names from govt agencies, is the same guy who lost his bid to trademark “Kia Ora” when in charge of the Air NZ.

I wouldn’t trust him to negotiate my bed-time with my mother.

#luxon #nz

[justin van wormer @jdvdub]

I’ve been thinking about this and it’s a quietly radicalizing realization that rapacious profit seeking has hollowed out so much of what’s fun and community enhancing in our society. So many things just stopped existing because they don’t return 300% to awful people.

[KB @kbnoswag]

My step dad told me it was pointless to apply to med school bc I was “too stupid to be a doctor”

8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@thomsoutherland Awesome Thom! Sending all the love!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Eerily accurate…

[abigail 🏳️‍🌈📚👠 @itsnotaboutabby]

What is a showstopper?

It's Meryl Streep singing The Nanny's Lullaby in 3x03 of #OnlyMurdersintheBuilding, that is!

Such a moving performance, it literally made me grab my hankie! 🥹🤧

#OMITB #Broadway #OnlyMurders

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Schrödinger's dumpster:

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@dbseymour @dbseymour It’s everywhere now… I just pressed “1” for a Race-Baiting Politician and it took me straight to your Twitter feed.

[Matthew Cutts @HerrCutts]

@MarkOxtobyActor @Variety That’s fantastic Mark. I’m so glad this is getting made.