This isn't new, but I need a fun post to pin on my timeline until I come up with something better. (featuring a pale HUMON imitation of @RedusTheRiotAct 's Beth)
It's carwash time! @JohnGra44983266 demanded a chocolate carwash, and Embry shows up... then Embry gets into a sexy hose fight with the neighbor.
(Extra layer of notation: I cannot claim credit for the second page joke.)
@LizardK81842262@LloydLegalist Yes, but actually it's more like several coon's ages.
They only live for like ten years or something. last time I saw one of these fuckin forever ago.
Some bastard monster spider(s) bit me several times while I was asleep, leaving nasty itchy welts.
If spiders only bit in response to being smushed, like popular youtube video spiderologists would suggest, I should expect to see several squashed spiders in my bedding, yet I never do.
The best part is finding one in your room that's been feeding on you consistently and seeing how goddamn big it's managed to get on the buffet.
I go to bat for these little guys an awful lot. But it looks like only jumping spiders are my friends.
@teelokay@i2cjak Yeah... deep voice is funny I guess...
Man it's amazing how that big name compound isn't somehow instantly and fatally reactive with body tissues.
@The_Dyldar@csaurageul Well back when I had headaches very commonly, I had to nap to relieve pressure.
Not sure that's something everyone can reliably schedule, though.
Bedbugs are pernicious, every night, relentless motherfuckers. And their bites don't have the same burn as a spider bite. I remember them when I was a rotten dirty little goblin in my twenties.
This was just one night of three bites, then I sprayed zevo all over the back and under my bed so it wouldn't happen again.