Nordberg

get off my lawn

[Nordberg @HerrNordberg]

When yellow decays into a rotten shade of orange, don't think it's any less cowardly; it's just had the time to spread its putrid, gutless stain from the belly all the way up to the face for the whole world to see.

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Normal People:
Who/what/when/where/why

Syadmins:
Who/what/when/where/why/wtf/ohgodwhy

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`Twas the afternoon before Code Freeze,
when all through the github
Not an un-panic'ed PR was merging,
not even just a conf...

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Looks like someone's really trying to prove that monetizing bathroom wall graffiti is harder than rocket science.

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@msthebaron ahh.. so you know about The Villages. ;)

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Oh ffs... no.

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I don't understand why nobody's talking about Trump carpet... Clearly an airport was robbed.

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Who knew that all of those horror movies from the 70s and 80s (where the main villain comes back again and again and again for sequels) would help prepare an entire generation of sysadmins for dealing with services and code bases that just won't f'ing die...

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Double Burn: "As for the name? I dunno; Yep seems pretty daft to me, but I guess at least the name is one character shorter than Bing, the other major search engine I'll only ever use by accident."

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WWDC - Could have been an email, no?

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@ambrahealth and @SimonMedImaging are making me drive to an office to get a CD burned (and copy to my DR), because they can't get their portal working. They refuse to do a test burn before I travel to make sure they even can. We're worth less than a damn 22¢ blank CD to them...

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Opened support ticket to @ambrahealth on the 4th for being unable to pull imaging report. Still no reply. Still no report or images. If you have any medical imaging in your future, be sure to ask them if they use Ambra devices and services... good grief.

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@SimonMedImaging and you too, @ambrahealth

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@SimonMedImaging Would be _grrrrreat_ if I could actually retrieve my thin report through your patient web portal, or if you would respond to the support emails, or even respond to my primary care's office.. Yup.. Would be super. (ToDo: cancel payment, file complaint, new scan.)

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Let's be honest. Banned books are basically the undocumented AP required reading list, and the smart kids have always known this, pursued them, and on average have done ever so slightly but yet appreciably better in life for it.

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That moment when your actions make you the instrument of that which you claimed to hate and fear...

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business idea: A slackbot that lives in #we_hate_you_printers channel where employees can go and say horrible things to the printers and the bot will accept and agree.

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this.

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Biz Idea: Community recipe website (minus stories about your f' aunt Gladis) with versioning contol -> guthub.

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Biz Idea: A service that will playback your child's Discord audio when it hears them repeating themselves 3+ times to their friends.