Herr Shokoloko

Web3 | Compelled by a deep aversion to anything less than exceptional | A2 Deutsche. Just enough to survive | Let me cook!

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

All the rules are fake. Don’t listen to anyone. Have your own experiences.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

If Messi succeeds in winning this world cup back to back while being the best player and highest goalscorer, no player dead, alive or unborn will ever surpass him.

He will become completely immortalized and untouchable.

We must learn to appreciate greatness when we see it.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[jäff @abrabor_]

Why will the player put his legs in a space where the Goat wants to put his leg?

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

@martinnsSzn I hear ororobosa😭

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

Ibinabo
Waisu
Homelander
Festus

😭😭😭bruh….

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

God!😭

[Iamyou @betlord666999]

@_FarouqOlami Ororobosa no go give pass at all today 😭

[A Man Named Ella @JacobEllaJr]

@yxyiagain Homelander fit use heat vision laser the person head comot

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“Boko haram has taken all over our forests. If the government can’t rescue our girls and children, we’ll enter the bush ourselves. I’m going to Oyo state next.”

~ VeryDarkMan Says

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, this is the largest crowd I’ve seen so far since this end ins£curity protest started !! Abuja people are serious about this and out massively, both men and women are out !!! 🙌🏼✊🏽🪧

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Abuja residents came out to protest in Karu Bridge over insecurity and call for the rescue of kidnapp€d children and teachers. Road leading to Asokoro totally blocked

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

Just bold faced lies, them swear for una for that una group chat?

[B O B B Y ™️ @Adieikorjnr]

@bossconcept_ @OpeBee See me here!

I’m voting Tinubu in 2027.

I’m super proud of his bold ideas and reforms

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"I love travelling by road, but today I am being denied my preferred means of transportation because of insecurity. Don't allow this insecurity to go too far; tomorrow, it could be your own children."

— Actor Emeka Ike addressing security operatives during the ongoing protest in Abuja.

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

10 Billion USD? Aiit, bet.

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

From the pictures, the bicycle dey run pass the hilux sef

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

My client gave me a Hilux to use anytime I'm in Port Harcourt for his project.

Fine gesture.

But that car drinks diesel like it has a personal war against my account.

I calculated what I was spending.

It was alarming.

So I bought a bicycle. ₦150,000.

Saved a lot of money immediately.

Anytime my client is around I drive the Hilux.

The moment he travels I bring out the bicycle.

Green energy. Saving the planet. 🌍😂

Nobody needs to know the real reason.

[Herr Shokoloko @HerrShokoloko]

@Omodolapomayo @Quiet_Ments Ich will auch wissen bitte

[honest30bgfan @honest30bgfan_]

This is the only way we can have a change in Nigeria, because some of these elderly women that collect money for vote are not even aware what they are doing is not right, it’s your duty as a youth to educate them. Please pass this video to someone else until it goes viral

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Happening now:

"What's going on in this country? Schools are still open while students are being kidn@pped. This must stop."

— Falz TheBahdGuy joins protest in Lagos over rising insecurity in the country.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Tomorrow at 10am we march to the ministry of defense to ask them what they are doing with the 3.16 trillion naira that have been budgeted for the security of Nigerians, k!dnapp£rs are still in the bush with over 45 school children, we say No”

VeryDarkMan announces !!!

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

"APC MUST GO! APC MUST GO! APC MUST GO! TINUBU MUST GO!

—VeryDarkMan protesting with his people.