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[RJ @Hertzy79]

@NiallFraser8 Still a health risk. Anti-social behaviour, drug users overdosing in the street, thefts. And thats all I have had to deal with over the last few months!

[RJ @Hertzy79]

Monday will be the last day. Thank you to all that have had an impact on my life ❤️

[RJ @Hertzy79]

When you try your hardest to be the best you can but its not enough. Sorry. I do not know what to do but try. I struggle with life yet the closest do not know what I go through. Sorry to my closet of friends, irs not on purpose x

[Jared Doerfler @DoerflerJared]

We are giving away our prototype zero-torque putter.

Not on the website yet - no one else has one.

Here's how to win.

• Retweet this tweet
• Fill out the form in the next tweet

70 lie
3 loft
303 Stainless Steel

Winner can choose the below:

• RH or LH
• Length
• Black or Chrome Shaft

Runs through Monday, 2/2 at 5:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected by 6:00 pm Central on 2/2.

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@IngrameThomas @JohnSwinney Im deeply saddened John that you wont investigate grooming gangs in the country you are responsible for. Don't worry John has banned Greyhound racing in Scotland. Whats that? Scotland never had any greyhound racing since pre-covid? Ah well its banned anyway. #FingerOnThePulse

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@billybhoy999 You do know the line is classed as the penalty area? On or inside the line is a penalty. 😁

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Why Men Are Happier...

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need, but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[RJ @Hertzy79]

Embarrassing once again from Celtic. Its a red card, appeal supports this. Putting pressure on the officials once again by saying one has overstepped his mark. No doubt this official will be subject to abuse and threats. Horrible club

[Stewart Michael @MikeStewart79]

Scotland now spends £293 every time someone injects heroin in Glasgow, and the SNP are calling it a success.

A year into this £2.3m‑a‑year “fix room”, drug deaths are rising, synthetic opioid deaths are at record levels, and only 3% of Glasgow’s 18,000 problem drug users even use the facility. That’s £4,000 per addict for a policy that hasn’t reduced deaths and hasn’t cleaned up the streets.

Locals report more needles and more anti‑social behaviour. The council denies it… then quietly installs extra needle bins. Says it all.

And despite having no evidence the pilot works, the SNP are already rolling out more sites, Edinburgh next, Dundee after that, while rejecting a Right to Recovery Bill that would have guaranteed rehab for every addict.

Millions to supervise illegal drug use. No money for mandatory treatment. Rising deaths. Rising costs. Falling accountability.

But aye, apparently this is “world‑leading”.

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@MikeStewart79 In my garden last friday around 400 yards from the Thistle. Reported friday and not collected till monday!

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@Goose1167 Quality maths😏

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@MMcEwanGolf @sweirz Impressive though 🙈🙈

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@DeanBrett62 You part of the worst team ever to visit Tynecastle? 10-0 ya fud

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@HibsNews1875 Fuck me. Was he not at fault for the 2nd?

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@MMcEwanGolf @thisisibrox Yeah they did when the league leaders wrent great but Hibs deserved their win. Inherited? 6 of that team are starters last season. Other 5 will make up more wages in a season than any of the other ckubs 1st team wage bill. Not really impressive is it

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@MrsMiko_ @DavidMay0 McInnes tinted specks? Show me a time recently when we have been in a better place having beat Rangers home and away with 2 different managers, the same with Celtic. Hibs at home. 15 points from 18 in they games. Top of the league. What do you expect from a Hearts team🤔🤔

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@MMcEwanGolf @thisisibrox Motherwell a good result going by reports could have went either way. Hibs below you into the table. Not a great team and at home. Falkirk, Dundee Utd, Braga at Home? Massive game v Hearts and never in it. Impressive? Really

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@HMFC_1874_ @real55champions Ffs, what is wring with folk

[RJ @Hertzy79]

@HMFC_1874_ @real55champions 😂😂😂