Khalil GVO

life is changing 💫💫

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Driving at night is one thing. Driving under rain at night is a different sport.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When you realize she's not texting you, she's just replying to your messages

[scar @imfat]

It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having confidence.

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

did she forget she was the driver 🥲

[Adarsh Singh @0xadarshsingh]

life before this tweet

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"$4m ke? This country no go sleep" — Singer Bella Shmurda debunks claims that he lost $4 million in a house scam in Lagos.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

He's 51. She's 26

A 39-year age gap between them.

Perfect Age Gap!

Until death, men are always in their prime.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

I’ve been in Texas for maybe 10 minutes

[Robo @robowyd]

how tf does a WATER park explode???

[The Forge 🍿 @TheForgexx]

0% po*rn scenes
0% boredom
100% Action

[BluMoon007 @BluM00N07]

Can you imagine being 95 years old, watching your son receive a stadium full of applause for his body of work?

Seeing your life legacy right before your eyes.

A truly beautiful moment.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[Johan @liebert_2026]

she literally explained why some people never feel lazy and how to copy them (in 2 mins)

[вlαnc @dqveed]

Whoever put this on the TL bless your heart fr.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have a male friend that has refused to reduce the rate at which he visits you after you marry your wife, to the extent that he doesn't mind passing the night.

He's most likely coming to visit your wife.

Not you.

End.

[Jakespeare @jake_063020]

I will forever be an "eat something for me" guy

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

I will not force my kids to go to church as my mum did to me.

All I know is I’m locking an empty house at 8am every Sunday and I must not reach church before you.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

She doesn’t like you.