Hesperides

He/They Bisexual

Horny posting with a splash of neuro divergent rambling about David Lynch, Kate Bush, and Hideo Kojima

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Poor Jonathan Harker is so British that he is in greater peril over Paprika than of Dracula

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@somelikeitalt That ass 🥵 it should be illegal to see that in the locker room and not offer to eat it

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@SamVackerXXX Very few people worth being ruined for - you are one 🥵

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@coreyfrombknyc Loved seeing you flip your ass up to show off your hole 🥵 need somebody to eat that out

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Put it in your mouth and feel it go from soft to hard

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Do you think I could take it 😳

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I wish a cunty Isabella Rossellini and a copying machine could save us

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I don't even want to see Conclave now. Did Ralph Fiennes feel like this when the old dudes picked Trump Pope?

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Really want to like Scanners, but I can't see myself exploding any of these skulls

He/They Scanners, Mr Cronenberg please

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What would Baudrillard say about Astrobot? Which level of simulation are we on?

Is nobody else unsettled by the implied post apocalypse that Astrobot lives in?

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Already wishing I was back at Basement 😮‍💨

I don't want to work tomorrow; I want to have a dominatrix compliment my look and get sucked off by a twink

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Honestly, I'd be happier being a little puppy boy exploited by a cold, demanding Zendaya rather than be exploited by capital

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My brain isn't working right today. I'm developing a little thesis in my head over the connections between The Elephant Man, Challengers, and The Matrix Resurrections

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The inability to form relationships free from exploitation under capitalism and how love, sex, and friendship are resources to manipulate and control

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For Chani, Herbert obviously had something to say about women and their proximity to power, but now it's less "my husband has a new hot wife and will forget about me" and more "colonizers have made me an outsider among my own people" and it was her twink bf who did it to her!

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Struggling to find the right words for it, but I really like how Villeneuve adapted Irulan as a competent historian and political mind.

It's such a change from when we meet her in Messiah and it's just every character taking turns calling her a bimbo or stinky slut

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What did Eva Green want from Dumbo? Was he a reincarnation of Amun-Ra? Is Dumbo a Dracula? I don't want to watch the movie; I just need to know

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Not me recording happy new year videos for my friends (rolling on mdma) wearing my Sailor Moon bandage get up and neurodivergently showing off my new favorite boardgame.

Just to be clear: I don't think the dragons of Flamecraft control the means of production

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NYE was perhaps my best one yet - rolling on mdma and I made out with my lover, his partner, and her old college roommate🌌 starting out the year strong by breaking my average of femmes (who are not my longterm partner) made out with per year

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Had the unhealthy thought that I should shave