The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel

Light Designer, Tech Services Agent, and Professional Napper. Snapchat: @HessSm He/Him

[chach @chachiga3]

Tripple dipper tonight King?

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

It should not be a crap shoot whether or not the stupid expensive laundry machine works in my building

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

Sometimes you are two sentences into a conversation and you just gotta start cutting losses.

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@pinkk_twinkk

[Rugburn 🕺🎉 @chaoticdense]

When I say I'm a gemini this is actually what I mean

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

You give good phone

[jynx @jynxbby]

i want to spend money but not my money

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

Back into the Unknown 🍂 🐸 Our #OvertheGardenWall anniversary gift -- a two-minute stop motion animated short in collaboration with @Patrick_McHale and @aardman. Coming Nov 3 to Youtube/social.

#cartoonnetwork #autumnvibes #halloween #spookyseason #fallvibes #october #stopmotion

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Before I begin writing anything, I see this image in my mind and choose a path forward

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

Next time I need to name a character I’m naming it Yorken McCrank

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

Steely Dan to get myself up and running kind of morning

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@pinkk_twinkk 🐸

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@chachiga3 @diabetic_bf That’s the hourly special, not the daily special

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@chachiga3 @chaoticdense I HAVE WHAT

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@pinkk_twinkk LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[goblin (bald) @diabetic_bf]

I have *purse

*my partner's shit sample in a paper bag

[💖 PinkkTwinkk 💖 ➡️ MFF @pinkk_twinkk]

Get 'em while they're hot!

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

@nickdingman @elonmusk @diabetic_bf

[💖 PinkkTwinkk 💖 ➡️ MFF @pinkk_twinkk]

As of last night, I'm officially OUT of original Trans Baph stickers!!!!
Thank you to everyone who snagged one in person or online 💖

Don't forget, the updated design is still available!!!!!
💖🐐

[The Half-Harted Expression of a Samuel @HessFort]

Aphid Brothers