Markie Hess

I like the world and people, mostly. I think people like me, I hope they do. I also think I'm funny but you know, to each their own 🙃

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

The world is burning and has reignited my passion to fix it. Look out world, I’m gonna save you! Hahahaha, just kidding. I’m volunteering now though... #bethechange #workhardforfree

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

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[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

My boyfriend recently said I had the zoomies. I realized I get super excited doing things I love and therefore have abundant energy and drive. I think I figured out my life...#zoomies#lifehack#realnonsense

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

I love how my mind can be certain of something my eyes didn't see yet won't allow me to believe something my ears hear. #mind #matters

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I've been tracking the price of sunlight and wind throughout the pandemic, war and supply shocks

Latest update - the price has spiked dramatically to $0, up from its previous high of $0 last month but significantly down from the 5 year maximum of a whopping $0 in early 2021.

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

One great thing about the modern marvel that is text messaging is that I can refer to timestamps for when something happened. I forget about time a lot... #textmessage #timer #timeisaconstruct #wheredidthetimego

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

I do a lot of gardening. I've found to eradicate something you have to know it by its roots. I think this can be applied to a lot in life. #weedproblems #lifeproblems

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

New term. #hugly: meaning they're only unattractive cause they're sad. They just need hugs. #hugsnotdrugs #PositiveVibes #healthehurt

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

Grown-up millenial: "Why'd I get rid of my scale?! How many stamps go on this letter? Why can't I remember how an oz. feels? Oh.. right..."
#adulting #heavy #irony

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

@tweedatc I don't know why but "HAMMER LIMMER!!" just popped into my head and I can't stop laughing. 🤣😂

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

I've started wearing my #clothes in waves of colour, just to keep up on #laundry.. I'm the #lazy kind of #genius.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Making others happy is not a question of sacrificing our own happiness. Trying to make others happy, even when we do not always succeed, is a source of great satisfaction. Anger and hatred are signs of weakness, while compassion is a sure sign of strength.

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

A $6 #bandage ... It's OK..

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

I'm kinda getting tired of liking friends' posts on instant aand FB...

[Tweed @tweedatc]

What’s with this snorting condoms thing? Back it my day it was a ramen noodle, then you just ate the sum bitch

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

Here’s an album for you… Noble Beast by Andrew Bird
https://t.co/CCBNvbF6FU

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

@tweedatc Face Palm*

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

When I scroll IG I like all my friends photos and think "You get a dope hit! You get a dope hit! And you! Pow! Pow! Blam!"

[Markie Hess @HessMarkie]

@tweedatc I can't heart this enough.

[Tweed @tweedatc]

Just spent 40 bucks at tacos corona, we bout to feast