Squilliam Fancyson

[Squilliam Fancyson @HessWm]

@torpie_ I haven't used twitter or lived in Syracuse in more than a few years but I'm hear for this.

[Squilliam Fancyson @HessWm]

Montana sucks. Stay away.

[Squilliam Fancyson @HessWm]

@meggie_buns more shocking is how long Ive gone without arrest

[Chris Baker @chrsbakr]

Practical advice for journalists working this weekend: https://t.co/Ifb9Y88Qcs

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Busy, busy, busy.

[Squilliam Fancyson @HessWm]

Forgot I had Twitter for a while. Does it Matter? Do You Care?

[Whitney Bermes @wabermes]

With all this Bobby Hauck talk, all I can think of is this: https://t.co/72uuXZEdCD

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

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[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Pope Your Enthusiasm

[UPROXX @UPROXX]

Betsy DeVos booed while giving commencement speech at historically black college https://t.co/2yuyeSg4yj

[The Hill @thehill]

Chris Pratt floats his “Parks & Recreation” character's alter-ego for FBI director https://t.co/n2EQKpygXx

[Squilliam Fancyson @HessWm]

Remember when POTUS said he always wanted a purple heart? I do.

[Alyssa @santofea]

"I used to say 'anyone but Hillary' but now I'm starting to regret it"

[Maria Langholz @MariaLangholz]

I'm just going to leave this here. #Gorsuch #StopGorsuch

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Spicer: "I wish he'd have an affair. That'd be better than defending the stupid s*** he says in Twitter."

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!

[Grover @XGroverX]

"I resent the implication that this administration is shamelessly plugging Ivanka Trump's clothing line."