Spencer Hess

Passionate about humanity.

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@kylegallatin Hand in your blue light glasses and your ear piercings. You’re off the force kid.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

sorry babe, i don't think we're compatible, you're an ENTP (outgoing, intuitive) and I'm an IMDB (collection of movie facts and trivia)

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@COTEwisdom They can rip my city own, city maintained, cultural landmark out of my cold dead hands

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@okayladokayla This is so adorable 🤢

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@LIRIK I’m going next week. Glad to hear you gave it a good review. As you are the only food critic I trust.

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@okayladokayla It’s the master Roshi for me

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@kylegallatin Guess that joke was “Dead on Arrival” then

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@kylegallatin Now I understand where your math skills come from

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@okayladokayla This is good. Trade mark it before Twitter joke stealers steal it

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@CourtLMc The hope for a 2015 style versus the Maple Leafs comeback will always keep me watching. It’s a curse

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@Andrew_Reiner Super excited to hear your thoughts I been playing since early access before they changed the story so it will be awesome to hear a fresh take!

[Spencer Hess @Hess__Express]

@kylegallatin Let me know if you get one next year... we going

[mod @wsbmod]

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BE WARY OF IMPOSTERS.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far fwiw

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Here we go

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Hannity tonight

[Hasi🐻🇵🇸🇫🇷 @bootleghasi]

Narrow grip, no arched back, and benching 485lbs raw. Mrs. Fizzle is on the juice.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

EVERY GOP CONGRESSMAN: To all my Radical Dumbocrat colleagues: We need healing and unity. I say this not just to the Commies, but also to the Libtards