Jennifer Hesse

[Jordan Meredith @jwm6677]

I hit my ‘Move’ goal while reaching for a french fry #winning

[mia salenetri @miasalenetri]

Three weeks ago I drained my savings account so I could pay to get credit for my summer internship.

$3,100 for two credits.

This is cute and all but if a class can apparently be $30 why am I in financial ruin at 22 years old?

[Jennifer Hesse @HesseJennifer]

@UnevenSteven727 Chin up

[Jennifer Hesse @HesseJennifer]

@MorenoAspen BADDDDDDDDDIE

[Jennifer Hesse @HesseJennifer]

@SJG727 U r a bean

[Real Talk Kim @RealTalkKim]

Never ignore the signs you asked God to show you!!

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[Caitlin McGuffee @CaitlinMcGuffee]

What the plate of nachos sees when I’m trying to decide which one I’m going to pick to eat.

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

RT if you want Cheetos in your stocking.

[chief @coochiedeclined]

me: stop fucking barking

my dog:

[Jennifer Hesse @HesseJennifer]

@gabbie_116 Woo pig 🐗🐗🐗

[d @daItoncsmith]

odesza has the best live show of any artist in any genre.

hands down.

[NewT/Challa @NewTSage]

Find the people that eat coleslaw:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

Can’t find them?

That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they’re going to hell.

[Jennifer Hesse @HesseJennifer]

@_marissazamora I miss you 💗💗

[plutojuni 🦇💫🖤 @Crvzzzzz]

Someone had to do it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂