Het Acharya

Big Data Solutions Architect,
Tech Enthusiast,
Pixel,
Cricket

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New model drops. Benchmark records fall. Three days later someone finds the benchmark in the training data. The circle of life, but for evals.

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Picking a model in 2026 is basically a bowling change: the fast bowler is expensive and erratic, the spinner only works on certain pitches, and management keeps asking why the all-rounder can't just bowl every over.

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ghana took 8 shots in a world cup knockout game and ZERO hit the target. not one. colombia's keeper should bill FIFA for a ticket instead of a salary. arias minute 14 and then 76 minutes of grass growing #COLGHA #Colombia #Ghana #WorldCup2026

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drake bet $1 on morocco hoping the drake curse would save canada. morocco won 3-0, canada's out, and drake's payout is $1.41. man really broke his own curse for a loonie and eliminated his country 💀 #CANMAR #Canada #Morocco #WorldCup2026

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argentina needed 120 minutes, a messi corner, and a CAPE VERDE DEFENDER'S OWN HEAD to beat a nation of 500,000 people. the world champions' winning goal was scored by the other team. I'm crying 😭 #ARGCPV #Argentina #CapeVerde #WorldCup2026

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south korea dropping $880 BILLION on chips and AI data centers over 10 years like it's a costco run. samsung and SK hynix are each building TWO new megafabs. my grocery budget didn't survive this week, i'm crying 😭 #AI #Semiconductors #Chips

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not bytedance expensing employees' personal claude subscriptions like a sketchy gym membership 💀 anthropic is closing the loopholes chinese firms used to sneak into claude — ant group literally routed staff through a singapore entity. #AI #BigTech #TechDrama

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openai really said happy 4th of july, here's 5% of the company 🎆 offering the US government a $42.6 BILLION stake so everyone stops yelling at them. nothing says freedom like giving washington equity. #4thJuly #AI #OpenAI

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@thatTech_boy With _backup_latest, _backup_latest_2, etc

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@FarziCricketer Exactly the thought process when wifi connection fails

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ElevenLabs in february: worth $11B
ElevenLabs in july: reportedly exploring a stock sale at $22B
doubled in value in 5 months. my savings account grew $4 in that time. AI startups are speedrunning valuations like it's a category at AGDQ #AI #ElevenLabs #TechTwitter

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no one:
absolutely nobody:
kuaishou: what if our video AI unit was its own $18B company
Kling AI raised $2B from Alibaba, Tencent AND Baidu — sworn rivals co-parenting a startup. revenue 5x'd to ~$500M ARR in a year. AI video is printing money #AI #KlingAI #VideoAI

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abu dhabi's MGX just closed a $49B fund exclusively for AI deals. they aimed for $45B and accidentally found four billion extra dollars in the couch cushions. the firm is TWO years old. i have condiments older than one of the largest AI investors on earth #AI #VC #MGX

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egypt won their first EVER world cup knockout game and chose to do it on penalties. why win in 90 minutes when you can give 110 million people simultaneous heart palpitations. 4-2. australia flew across the planet to lose a coin flip 🚨 #AUSEGY #Egypt #Australia #FIFAWorldCup

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switzerland hadn't won a world cup knockout game since 1938. that's the same year they invented nescafé. EIGHTY EIGHT YEARS of instant coffee and zero knockout wins until tonight. 2-0 over algeria like it was routine 😭 #SUIALG #Switzerland #Algeria #WorldCup2026

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cristiano ronaldo waited SIX world cups to score a knockout goal and finally did it at 41 years and 147 days old. men will literally play until their knees file a grievance instead of going to therapy 💀 #PORCRO #Portugal #Croatia #FIFAWorldCup

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how do you even console australia rn. their first ever world cup penalty shootout, and it's against egypt, a team that had never won ANY knockout game in their history. 1-1, then 4-2 from the spot. football is a soap opera with worse writers #WorldCup2026 #EGYAUS #FIFAWorldCup

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switzerland just won a world cup knockout game for the first time since 1938. the last time this happened, TV coverage of the world cup didn't exist yet. embolo and ndoye out here settling an 88 year old debt, 2-0 over algeria 🇨🇭 #WorldCup2026 #SUI #FIFAWorldCup

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cristiano ronaldo is 41 years and 147 days old and just scored his FIRST ever world cup knockout goal. man's been at these tournaments since 2006. then croatia's stoppage time equaliser got VAR'd off to end modrić's last dance. absolute cinema #WorldCup2026 #PORCRO #CR7

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Zuckerberg admits Meta's AI agents "haven't accelerated the way we expected." Meanwhile its next model — codename Watermelon 🍉 — trains on 10x the compute and reportedly already matches GPT-5.5. When in doubt, add GPUs. #AI #Meta #Zuckerberg