Heter Peck

i teach write & school things.

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Does this mean I don’t get to ride Slinky Dog Dash this year? Was really looking forward to that...

[EHS SENIORS ‘21 @EHSSENIORS21]

ATTENTION SENIORS: Sadly due to COVID restrictions that affect the Disney group policy, the school board has just been informed that the senior trip on April 29-May 3 is cancelled. If you have any questions, contact @peterheck or email Mr. Heck through your school email.

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So I found some old salami in my classroom on Friday from the class of 2020. Thanks for the snack, it still tastes great!

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well that was short lived. my wife told me i need to go ask for my job back in the morning.

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i quit my job at eastern to pursue my real passion of beatboxing

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yankee doodle went to london riding on sandy from meijer

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where’s the beef

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@willowknifemoji Caillou is risen

Caillou will come again

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students kept running over my toes at the senior parade today. i hate them

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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we ran out of toilet paper so i started using the paper from my students’ history textbooks. hope they don’t mind.

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this senior prank is getting a little out of hand, i shouldn’t have approved this #coronavirus

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im going to be taking some major craps in the disneyworld bathrooms over the next few days, it really is the happiest place on earth

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my students have zero respect for me and i can’t figure out why

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i dont know where my kids are

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still recovering from the massive diarrhea caused by my birthday cake yesterday #happybirthdaytome

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i dont teach at all during the school year, so i make up for it by giving very difficult finals that noone passes so they think THEY are the ones who didnt try hard enough. #logic

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france failed to build the panama canal

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my UTI is getting pretty bad, anyone have any anti-itch cream?