Emma Hetrick

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone UMD' 18

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)

[LeBron James @KingJames]

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[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Everybody knows Dad is always the true home inspector @podfathersshow (via ig: jcampanella3)

https://t.co/LulkvzGysQ

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

My toxic trait: Wanting no help because I can do everything myself. Then feeling overwhelmed that I have no help

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

No, I have the best advice, be born into a rich family, get a shit ton of plastic surgery, film and then release an orchestrated sex tape, parlay that planned noteriety into a "reality" show exploiting younger sisters and...viola! Easy peasy

[Emma Hetrick @HetrickEmma]

Wordle 253 2/6

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[Kailey @MNkaileyy]

The last time I was happy

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Vikings have fired both coach Mike Zimmer and GM Rick Spielman, signaling a regime change in Minnesota, according to multiple reports.

[Renee Pope-Munro @RenInOz]

Both Simone Biles and I can do gymnastics.

[Reese Waters @reesewaters]

Cris Collinsworth: Have you seen a guy be more honest than Aaron Rodgers this season about everything...

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

Do not take Minnesota Vikings if you have any preexisting conditions such as high blood pressure, anxiety, blood clots, or history of heart disease.

[SkolMemes  @SkolMemes]

Vikings fans today:

[SKOR North - Minnesota Sports @SKORNorth]

TOP 2: Only Tom Brady has a higher Pro Football Focus grade than Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins this season. 😤😈

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Dollar Tree made $1,230,000,000 in profits this year, gave its CEO $10,767,883 and pays workers as little as $8.32 an hour. Over 7,400 Dollar Tree employees are forced to rely on food stamps and Medicaid subsidized by U.S. taxpayers. Cite the damn corporate greed.

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Green Bay's previous three quarterbacks they'd faced, Kyler Murray, Patrick Mahomes, and Russell Wilson: 199 passing yards per game, and 0.3 touchdowns.

Kirk Cousins: 341 yards, 3 TDs.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

I wish I was shocked by this verdict.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that the Kyle Rittenhouse judge said this wasn’t relevant to the case.

[Dominique Clare @DomClare]

Me every damn week. #skol

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Polio and smallpox never reached natural herd immunity. They were eradicated by vaccines.