Hetty Archer

I live on Brookfield Farm. I'm out all day, and I see everything. I love hay.

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@ArchersInShort Magic time with Robert

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Lately on #thearchers, I've learned:

** single women are slutty
** older women are clumsy
** young women are idiots
** businesswomen don't pay attention to their product
** mothers are clueless
** creative women are snobs
** horsey women are the worst

Missed anything?

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Justin and Lillian are afraid of being typecast in Lynda's swansong production

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Brian and Peggy go undercover to learn more about leeks and courgettes.
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On both counts

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@eileen_steele @JuliaLeeAuthor @lidlkim @archerslistener Russ got his kettle where Spinal Tap got their amplifiers. His kettle goes to 11.

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Russ just can’t used to floor coverings a la Lower Loxley

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Hannah, seen here with her brother, just loves hearing what Tom and others think about anything

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Russ rather likes the vibe at Lower Loxley

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@PillarOfStef

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@PatrickFMay @elizabeth_snook @TauntonGardener Manslaughter, a spy, kidnapping, assault, illegitimacy, fatal car crashes…

All stories from #TheArchers from the 1950s and 60s.

Remind me. When did EastEnders start?

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@ArchersOatcake @SheilaSnowden1 Oh gosh .. let’s start with his myopic family relations, his lack of empathy, his petty jealousies, his smugness. He has not grown emotionally since his teens.

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Roy wanted steak .. and got a pasty

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Susan tries on a hat befitting her age and new status

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“Oh, yeah,” says Jolene. “Nic is not available to do any shifts.”

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How Susan sees her career moving. #thearchers

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“Oh, I was working .. with a communal, project-oriented team in an alternative environment. Very socially focused.”

#thearchers https://t.co/zdyqzMKmgu

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Now Susan, I see you have a gap in your employment record. What did you actually do in this period? ‘That must be when I had my Christopher.’ He’s a farrier you know’. #thearchers

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Bah-dump-bump! #thearchers https://t.co/ncgvcjeSk5

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@BorsetshireCID @BBCTheArchers Actually, she has made several critical errors in judgment. #thearchers carefully telegraphs plot developments weeks and weeks in advance of a twist, so stay tuned

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How Nic is spending her weekend..

Mumbles to self: “What have I done, what have I done, what have I done....”