Tolu of God

A Believer | Syllogistic on serious issues, persiflage on not so serious matters.

| #Arsenal Fan ⚽ | #FPL Enthusiast

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

Only way Arsenal will win the league is if numbers are rearranged like this.
4
1
2
3.

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

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[Tolu of God @Heurak]

“Whoever feeds the wolf in the winter will be eaten by him in the spring,”
_Greek Proverb.

A word is enough for the Nigerian........

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@VITO_G_Wagon Speak for yourself, this is my next phase and it's not even close to retirement yet.

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

Must be engagement farming sha...

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

The first shock of my life as a Nigerian while growing up was when I went to some of my friends’ houses and I discovered that they used to thank their parents after eating.

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

“Whoever feeds the wolf in the winter will be eaten by him in the spring,”
_Greek Proverb.

A word is enough for the Nigerian........

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@Mussprince_seal Well, why is the mummy doing beggy beggy?

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@oluomoaworiland

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

Your lunacy medications seems to be out of stock and I understand why that little bit of madness is revealing itself.

Keep hustling your daily 2k because you're part of the decadence.

For those of you that thinks you're exempt from the insecurities in the country, you're riding on the back of a tiger, you will end up in its belly.

A word is enough for the wise, unfortunately you're not.

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

Damn. Going to school to collect certificate and this shit happened....
💔💔💔

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Lady cries out after her sister went missing while travelling from Akure to Ilorin. She later discovered that her sister had been k%dnapped, with the abductors reportedly demanding ₦40 million ransom for her release. According to her, her sister managed to call and revealed that she had been b3a73n and was surrounded by the bodies of people the k%dnapp3rs had allegedly k’||3d. The abductors also reportedly threa7 ened to k!|| her if the family fails to pay the ₦40 million ransom.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Lady cries out after her sister went missing while travelling from Akure to Ilorin. She later discovered that her sister had been k%dnapped, with the abductors reportedly demanding ₦40 million ransom for her release. According to her, her sister managed to call and revealed that she had been b3a73n and was surrounded by the bodies of people the k%dnapp3rs had allegedly k’||3d. The abductors also reportedly threa7 ened to k!|| her if the family fails to pay the ₦40 million ransom.

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

east coast trip 🗽

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@beet_kon @MrOdunfa Here are some accounts of what they've done. Make it make sense.

How Nigeria’s religious police, Hisbah repress’ freedom in Kano https://t.co/Qx2Fbn2uA3

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@emmycredible @TheN5News He's getting the number 1 jersey, doesn't make him number, the headline is deliberately sensational

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@PabloHoggs People no dey, if people dey, she should have used those supposed powers to make herself a land lady.
Landlord was just due for a stroke all along.

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

Diego Simeone and Mourinho deciding who will attack first in the Madrid Derby

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@LFC Brilliant appointment.

[Tolu of God @Heurak]

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[Tolu of God @Heurak]

@Lyonkinge I'm there already