Michael Hewett

Professional plastic mountain goat that
also works as a fraud decoy cringineer

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Even @claudeai is telling me to get more sleep ;)

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Remember folks. Everyone's opinion is optional.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

@Fried_rice thanks :D

[Chaofan Shou @shoucccc]

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry!

Code: https://t.co/jBiMoOzt8G

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Your own thoughts echo the loudest when your ignorance is at its highest

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

the pavlov dog developer - springs into work when AI tokens reset for the day

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Your work hours are denoted by the amount of tokens you have available.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Time, place, luck and numbers

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Your thoughts are at their loudest when you speak to yourself in your own echo chamber.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

*Steam console appears*
Microsoft is surrendering
Sony is sweating
Nintendo is suing 😂

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Reality is the comprehension of the perception of time.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Pot holes in NSW roads during the rain season are a goddamn epidemic.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Convincing people is still one of the biggest bottlenecks in every industry. AI won't help you with that. Money still can, though ;)

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Nondeterministic hallucinations are an act of God ;)

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Sam Altman
<inserts GPT 5 experience>
Sam Alt+F4

[soli @solisolsoli]

By letsfinalanswer

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Travelers beware: airlines are looking to charge passengers extra if they have bags under their eyes 🤪

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Who's the most dangerous and knowledgeable man in the world?
John Wickipedia

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

I am currently a high functioning mental decliner.

[Michael Hewett @HewettMichael]

Single point of failure. A software update.