Noble: does your beyond meat mushroom burger come with a none dairy sauce?
Waiter: Don't tell me your one of those vegans.
Noble: .............No. I have IBS and lactose intolerance issues. And I would like to get fucked by my friend tonight and have it not feel like sandpaper and lemon juice inside my ass during that.
Waiter: O.O
Nobles Friend: Noble, its ok, you can top me tonight. You can get in your pup gear next time. I would love for you to dress up as the Bull and bang away at my hips tonight.
Noble: YAY! in that case i will have a regular burger with fries and gravy. everything on the burger, DO NOT forget the hot peppers.
Waiter: O.O