ASIO

SNOWDEN IS A TRAITOR. We are watching. Always watching...

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

ASIO leaked the NBN documents because spying is hard when you have shitty internet. How are we supposed to stream video from your webcam?

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

BREAKING: Australia's next #Eurovision act has been announced. #sbseurovision

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

If you vote for Trump, America will win the next #Eurovision.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Was Dami Im Shannon Noll'd by Ukraine? #SheWasRobbed #Eurovision #SBSEurovision #Australia

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Why did Waleed Aly win the Gold Logie?

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

When will the NBN be finished?

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Who cares more about your online privacy and metadata protection?

[Ben Eltham @beneltham]

The Australian Young Greens have made an NBN gif

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

EAD https://t.co/AEZuVh6aac

[Virgin Australia @VirginAustralia]

A recent tweet on our account was not published by a Virgin Australia employee and we are investigating the matter.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Johnny Depp (& dogs) now on a watch-list as requested by our new Deputy PM.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

@bencjenkins why

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Tony Abbott to re-contest at the next election. Satirists are back in business.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

@vanOnselenP @jamesmassola staff suggested Instagram caption, forgot to delete top part during copy & paste.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

If you don't vote for @LeeLinChinSBS to win the Gold Logie, we will track you down. We will find you. And we will leak your metadata/nudes.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Rebel https://t.co/lv7SV9RoEg

[Morgan Frendin @MFrendin]

Yeah I'm just going to illegally stream

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

@HeyASIO whoops, wrong person

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

He's a mad fucking cabbage

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

You reckon what Dutton said on that boom mike was bad? Or that accidental text message? Imagine what ASIO has to hear every single day.

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

It wasn't Jamie Briggs' fault. The photo was already in the cloud. It was the public servant's fault. Somehow. #metadata @ChrisKKenny

[ASIO @HeyASIO]

Genius.