Alexa

probably funnier than you, legal drug dealer, DF #3001

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

LOOKING AT YOU, MEN

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Have you lied about your height ?

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

My tire was leaking and instead of calling my dad, freaking out, and ending with both of us frustrated, I decided I would step up and be an adult

I called my dad calmly and then politely thanked him

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

Why do the NBA Champion shirts look like Affliction shirts? #nba #knicks #nbafinals

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@mcuban @iztok_franko Just a reminder. You’re absolutely the reason we’re in this situation. You. Tú.

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

Just a reminder. You’re absolutely the reason we’re in this situation. You. Tú.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Just a reminder. I have absolutely zero to do with Mavs basketball. Nothing. Nada.

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

Words cannot describe how proud I am of my sister, Andrea

She’s worked her ass off and is now Senior VP of Marketing and Comms for Paramount Games!

[Variety @Variety]

Paramount Skydance Launches New In-House Video Game Studio as 'Core Pillar' of Content Strategy Alongside TV, Films and Streaming (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/k77X1bb1Zj

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@kaitlinknob1ock Aw hell no I don’t 😂 my b

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@redkisskatya OMG I NEED THIS

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@ilyiskatie I met a guy at the bar tonight who was waiting on his wife to transfer him money on Apple Cash to be able to order a drink because his debit card got turned off due to fraud

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@katya_zamo Unfortunately, with mine you can

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@trixiemattel As you should momma

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@fwtimini @KirkSeriousFace Better than what happened to me at the bar last night when I went to get an uber and my phone had just started updating. 35 mins later I got my uber

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

I told my friend I would meet them at the bar and I drove directly back to my Airbnb and changed into pjs.

I’m not proud of this, I’m just letting you know

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@OESILE999 @kaitlinknob1ock No, you should have taken a photo with his leg. Missed oppy!

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@kaitlinknob1ock Truly iconic entrance

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

Introducing, Charles “RuPaul” Barkley

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

“If he’s able to deliver a championship to New York, it’ll be the greatest free agent signing in NBA history.”

Charles Barkley on what it would mean for Jalen Brunson and the Knicks to win the NBA Finals 👀

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

I have to start drinking contrast for my CT scan at 5:45am 😩

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@OESILE999 Sweeeeet, I’ll be there Friday and obvi Saturday too

👀 is that grape or strawberry?

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

I just had a craving for a pb&j after not having one for months

Pretty sure my Uncrustable addiction is about to be back 🤗

[Alexa @HeyAlexa420]

@OESILE999 They come in clutch too

You gonna be there Friday?