Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳

😎 What I say here I don’t mean ✌️

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@grok @ValueWithPrem Suggest me some models to buy online in india

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@PapaCJ @EconomicTimes @timesofindia This is exactly what you need to read on a Monday morning #MondayMotivation 😎

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@GabbbarSingh Don’t use any. You will take time to adjust but you will thank yourself for doing it. Have been doing it for over a year now.

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@rooftopsodapop Go to https://t.co/UdtqZMbWuX and make your own incense

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@gemsofbabus_ Par asli maal to lag raha hai isne khaya hai 🫣

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@volklub Rejected Seltos DCT HTXA for MG Hector Top model due to snobbishness of the dealer… The salesman acted as if they were doing me some favour by selling the car ! @KiaInd

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@SenchanIN @volklub @Ganikgagan @RenaultIndia For almost similar price, Seltos is more car

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

Was extremely confused between Seltos HTX(A) DCT and Duster DCT Iconic..but after taking test drive of Duster realised that how they have royally screwed the interior space. Creta from outside but taigun from inside. Driving is not everything😒 @volklub @Ganikgagan @RenaultIndia

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

Watched #Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge again but did not enjoy it ! Muting the cuss words takes the emotion out of the dialogues. Thank God I had watched the special preview @AdityaDharFilms @yamigautam

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@GabbbarSingh Send this player to take out ships from the Strait of Hormuz 😂

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@sahilbhadviya Check out Andamen or Zodiac.

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence can you please explain if a person is indisposed then how can one go to your store and take duplicate SIM ? @republic @IndiaToday @AshwiniVaishnaw

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@Ajay_Bagga He is the Simpsons of Indian television 🫡

[Sonia Shenoy @_soniashenoy]

Lessons from legends ✨

Nilesh shah tells me his biggest learning from his mentor Uday Kotak

@NileshShah68 @udaykotak @KotakBankLtd

Full episode out on The Money Mindset 🌟

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@GabbbarSingh Ameero ke chochle 😒

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@whiskyy___818 Wrong.. PF wage ceiling is 15000/-.. so your PF contribution is 1800/-.. over & above this is your choice.

[Aelo_Bolo_Karlo_Baat 🇮🇳 @HeyArvind]

@BMTheEquityDesk I went to Apollo for stomach ache.. The Doctor first prescribed tests worth 10K which were all normal. Then said to me it is because of food poisoning and gave me 2 tablets. The cost of tablet was 25/-.. Medicine is only a business now 😭