Ashley

27 // Do no harm, take no shit ||

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

You have to be the kind of person that makes Tuesdays feel like Fridays and car rides feel like concerts

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

You hold the bag of gummy clusters and suddenly you’re the most popular person in the room

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

rep forever guilt free listening!

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

I was informed that the team will be seeking a trade immediately and will be working with me and my family to find the right place to continue competing for championships. I don’t agree with the decision and always believed it was going to begin and end in LA.

Still, if there’s one thing that I have learned over the years: there are so many things that are out of your control, but it is how you respond to these things that you will look back on and remember.

I have taken so much pride in playing alongside my teammates for the LA community, so thank you for embracing my family and making this such a special place for us.

2024 began with one of the best training camps of my career. Preparations start now for 2025. Highly motivated, as healthy as ever, and looking forward to playing elite football for years to come. Love you guys..

But coming for it all.

[SpotifySwiftie @SpotifySwiftie]

"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" by Taylor Swift SURGED 129.30% on Spotify following Donald Trump's inauguration yesterday.

—The song earned 635,873 streams, its best day in nearly five months.

[“It’s Holli, isn’t it?” ❤️‍🔥 @holliswift13]

Some of you didn’t listen to Cold As You on your iPod nano and scream sing the bridge as a 13-year-old in your room after school and it shows!!

[love drops @lovedropx]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

[SpotifySwiftie @SpotifySwiftie]

As of this morning, Taylor Swift’s Instagram
story link directly led to over 300 THOUSAND new voter registrations in the United States.

[Amanda @EruditeElf]

"Sorry, your parents are too poor to pay for your lunch."

(Some of the other lunch ladies would either put money on accounts or sneak kids food).

I'm now 45. Some kids ONLY eat what they get at school. As a taxpayer who doesn't have kids, I wany my money to FEED KIDS.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 years old.

It was confirmed that is she born a biological woman but testing showed elevated levels of testosterone. If we are saying elevated levels of testosterone makes you a biological man, does that mean ‘women’ who suffer from acne, PCOS, diabetes, alopecia and infertility linked to Hyperandrogenism makes them men? Or is this only in regard to Sporting events when the winning woman has this condition.

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

Wholesome grandpa vibes

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I revere this office, but I love my country more.

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

Okay fine that’s not the only reason but it’s definitely one of them

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

I think the reason I don’t respect men is because they pretend to like piss water aka beer

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

@LIAAJV Imagine???? Bitch I lived it

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

Real talk I am practically crying reading these sweet teacher appreciation cards from parents. I am tooooo soft for this

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

Brands putting out dog toy versions of their top selling products is peak marketing and as a consumer I will fall for it 12/10 times

[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

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[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

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[Ashley @HeyAshleyMay]

One thing about me is that if you’re talking I’m eavesdropping