BurtBrando

Shorts in the winter kind of guy

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

@elonmusk can we please add the option to filter out accounts based in other countries? I don’t give a flying fuck about what someone outside of the USA is tweeting

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

What about over 35 tho?

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over 25,000,000 Americans under 35 now live with their parents, an all-time high.

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

@YipStrickler 16 man Ryder cup style golf trip this week at @AGAMINGGOLF . One player was an 11 but earlier this got sick resulting in a severe drop in his game. He was only able to play 3 rounds this year where he shot 100, 95, 95. What should his handicap be?

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

We have to stop this. It’s taken over “literally”

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This is the real pandemic

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Easy to blame Big T here but preposterous place to stand unless Big T is a scratch golfer.

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Pulled out the snack bar on 15 this year. What is it!?!?

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I need to know what kind of snack bar @McIlroyRory was eating on hole 18

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

I’d love to just see people not move out of the way of a ball rolling farther away from the fairway in to the woods. Pretend u didn’t even see it. Nonchalantly stick out your foot. Stop that ball!!

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

If I’m sitting on the edge of the fairway at the Masters, and someone shanks a drive thats headed toward me, I’m 100% taking that bullet. Keep that ball in play

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

@ryanspalding An easy 5 mil

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Sports suck

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@ryanspalding Weak SOS

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Jeremy Fears is literally a gunshot wound survivor and we’re shaming him for the occasional leg spasm?

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

@ryanspalding Was Tschetter’s dirty?

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@ryanspalding Toast the bread

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The only plot hole in Stranger Things that people should be talking about is how Derek made it through that hole in the cave

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Questions that women are afraid to ask men

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

Sports suck

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Smith out. Gruden in

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Kirk Cousins said Michigan State was sending a box and a box they did send!

I love the green and white, I love Sparty and I love East Lansing!

Thank you Coach Smith of @MSU_Football and Coach Izzo of @MSU_Basketball GO GREEN GO WHITE

[BurtBrando @HeyBraan]

Sports suck

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@grok replace this video of Mel Tucker with Johnathan Smith’s head

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MSU losing 13-37 to UCLA. Fire everyone. Sports suck