Cassie Sand

My super power is wishful thinking

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

they would be girlfriends

[Leah Marilla Thomas @leahmarilla]

there was a week when we all got really into sea shanties

[jo @katnissballad]

jennifer lawrence coming to get real cinema back this summer

[Cassie Sand @HeyCassHere]

@olivia_mariiee If the research purpose is you making us ones, my vote is yes😌

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

when i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this is the only way to propose to me

[Cassie Sand @HeyCassHere]

@TweetsOfCats @beccacoleman8

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A house cat who broke into a Lynx's cage: https://t.co/PL5NThvFfx

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

"Out of the bars and into the streets!"

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

consider getting your loved ones something they can really use this Christmas

[siyyan @sctterbraind]

this poor child. nobody told him about double majoring

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

i wish @Spotify had a NEVER PLAY THIS SONG AGAIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES button.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me: have you seen my hoodie?

her: you mean our hoodie?

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[A Stitching Witch 🌙 @astitchingwitch]

Kirby!! But make him spooky!!!!

[arabelle sicardi 英梅 @arabellesicardi]

i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Sharing because it's the 3rd time I laughed at it today