Jeremy Johnson

Chill guy ready to spend the rest of my life with my best friend Candace Flynn. (@InsaneCandace) #PhineasandFerbRP #PostCanon

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

@InsaneCandace Yes, my little sweet potato?

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Good news, everyone!

I’m pregnant!

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

@Dwampy95 Oh. Was thinking you meant something else.

Okay then.

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

What am I thankful for?

My gorgeous girlfriend @InsaneCandace.

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

@Dwampy95 No, really... did you mean something by “energetic.”

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

@Dwampy95 What does that even mean?

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

@InsaneCandace That’s my girl.

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

One for every year, my lady.

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

Eep!

Hooray!!!!

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

I’ve got twenty presents, all with your name on them.

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

Thanks!!!!

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Happy birthday, Candace!

For real this time!

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

Hey everyone!!!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!!!

The one and only Candace Flynn!

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Crud crud drud crud crud crudx9

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

*goes to the store and comes back and hands Candace a ‘test’ to take*

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

Yes, yes we should.

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Yes. That. Should we...

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

You don’t mean.....

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Perhaps. Or it could be something else.

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

I dunno what’s wrong....maybe it’s something I ate....I bet Phineas and Ferb are behind this...

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Candace! Are... are you alright?

[Candace G. Flynn™ @InsaneCandace]

*She feels sick to her stomach*

Ugh....

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Okay, did my girl just change her birthday or something?

I didn’t know Phineas and Ferb had that... power?

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Oh. I thought we did already.

*says as he puts his arms around Candace’s stomach, patting it*

After all, don’t we have a surprise on the way that no one knows about yet?

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

So... when’s our wedding again?

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

*watches the cake sharing go down*

Awww...

I promise ours won’t be as messy, Candace.

[Jeremy Johnson @HeyCoolJeremy]

Whoops.

Well, I guess we’re not the next to get married, Candace. Maybe next time.

*shrugs nonchalantly*