Max Ornstein

VP of Integrated Marketing @unfoldagency. Opinions are my tweets.

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@YannickLeJacq TBF you get that excited about Kojima games…

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@jaredbkeller Ripley disagrees.

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@jaredbkeller Green Hornet (2009 Comic) > Murder hornet > Super Hornet > Green Hornet (2011 Film)

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@Eden_Orn WHAT??? That’s amazing!

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@jaredbkeller Woah.

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I was today years old when I realized Miles “Tails" Prower’s name is really pronounced Miles Per Hour.

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@jaredbkeller @TheAtlantic How is my old friend Slater Hearst?

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@jaredbkeller f that, you’re a fucking champion.

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@bwstud For me it’s absolutely “guarantee”. Had to double check for this tweet, I can never get that right on the first go.

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Well, this makes more sense now:

https://t.co/6e7hb5oYFc

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@jaredbkeller JARED.

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Absolutely brilliant.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video with stock footage?

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[Sports @Sports]

Zion Williamson: "I declare for the NBA Draft."

All 30 NBA teams:

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Perfectly executed (except for giving it away in the URL).

https://t.co/tORJFGHhtE

[Jared Keller @jaredbkeller]

The Iraq War is officially old enough for Donald Trump to abandon it in search of a younger, more nubile war

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@itsashleyoh Correction: I’ve been told Ultimacia is, in fact, a spooky ghost witch from the future. I apologize for the omission.

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@itsashleyoh Can’t forget the witch from the future who wants to *squints at notes* shrink time.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: @jaredbkeller is a goddamn national treasure.

[Jared Keller @jaredbkeller]

This is my one hot take of the week

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This happened five minutes from my house. In 2018.

And it’s not just Jews. Hate crimes in America rose almost 20%
from 2016-2017 (‘though anti-Semitic crimes rose almost 40% in that period!).

It’s almost as if someone in power told bigots they should be proud of their hate.

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

When people think of racism like this, they think about some far-off time in some far-off land.

But this is today, in South Los Angeles, on Crenshaw. These are swastikas on Black faces.

An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.