HeyHeyMan

He/Him. Former Gooner. Now use this account to spout my libtard ideas. poggers 🇵🇸🇺🇦

[HeyHeyMan @HeyHeyMan1]

@SammiRaeMurray Ok yeah but who hasn’t?

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@SammiRaeMurray Eh… yolo

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@SammiRaeMurray Lucky…

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@SammiRaeMurray I don’t like it. Why’s the indents not lining up?

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@SammiRaeMurray Gotta put those leg muscles to good use

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Gooner phase over. Im using this account to spout rants about world affairs

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Genre of neurodivergent that’s like “Sure that person talks to me all the time, compliments me, opens up to me, remembers the things I say, values my opinions, & sticks around even when I’m accidentally inappropriate… but do they ACTUALLY like me or are they just tolerating me?”

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@SammiRaeMurray @sneminaj If I did that I’d be paranoid that the planes would fall on me

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@SammiRaeMurray Except instead of three wishes it’s three days in jail with no bail

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@SammiRaeMurray They think their Cult leader’s never wrong

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@SammiRaeMurray

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Okay now I’m taken. This time for real. Goodbye everyone I’ll remember you all in therapy

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@H1TWOM4N Jokes on you I don’t have one!

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@suchnerve I thought if I wanted to meet hit singles I just had to click those ads on porn sites 😞

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@SammiRaeMurray What like this?

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@suchnerve Anything is tolerable with the right audio book/podcast

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@ReysukaXO

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@Baileymoon15 Good news is he can’t block you again

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@lola_rabbbit Felt like a woodland princess, might delete later

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@isthisgator I love when you wear the leopard shirt!