Aaron Gold

@badguysbsides and @YANAcomedy. If Seth Rogen and Chris Pratt gave birth to a golden retriever.

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Republicans: But if we institute gun control NOW then it won’t be fair to the people who have already been shot

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Did you know: now it’s easier than ever to become a world famous painter?

Step 1) Watch the newest episode of @DontMindTheShow
Step 2) Paint a thing
Step 3) Sell for a bajillion dollars

It’s just that easy!
https://t.co/guY4Dpcci8

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

#FollowTheMoné #Entry let’s get that bread

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

You either die a horse girl or live long enough to see yourself become a Kate Spade woman

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey
Bluey Bluey Bluey Blue eye
Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey
Bluey Bluey you’re gonna die

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

I was SO SURE it was @boy_myth_legend! Ugggghhhhh

But I suppose this is better. Whatever. At least I know @pancynop got with @The_MJF so that’s something I guess

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Why is @Skyebyee now Skye Black and not Dark Blue?

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

This platform is stupid, so take a break from Elon’s midlife crisis and watch my show: https://t.co/nilFvwaoHQ

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

He’s a
⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
in the streets but a
🟦🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟪
in the sheets

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Seeking some extra hands to help us film an episode in Manhattan on Friday October 13 if you are free!

[Dont Mind If I Dont @DontMindTheShow]

Fan of the podcast? In NYC and want to help with the TV show?

We’re seeking production assistants to help us with the episode we film on Friday October 13th at 2pm. Reply or DM if interested! No prior PA experience required.

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

#AEWAllOut > #AEWAllIn

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Wow @Sling the way your service constantly messes up during @AEW would be laughable if it wasn’t so damn constant. Get your shit together. This is amateur hour.

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Mysterio: Dead Beat Dad
Dom: Beat Dad Dead
Christian: Beat Dead Dad

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

13 year anniversary is the narcissistic billionaire and a useless rebrand gift, right? #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

when you find out that generous white lady is actually a racist

Sharon is Karen

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Rich people are broken

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

CMFTR-Inspired @AEW Tag Teams:

Scorpio Sky Blue
Leila Grey Fenix
Jade Bigill Bill
Mironi Storm
Ruby Sohomoa Joe

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

oh I got some good news for you, lil buddy

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

I still miss Clone High

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

He said, hours before getting arrested and spending the night in jail

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Tonight, help me celebrate the final day of my UCB internship by coming to Harold Night, & then off to MacManus for some weeknight drinking

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

Just canceled my 11-year @netflix subscription. Underpaying writers and them extorting listeners with password sharing crackdowns? Yeah naw bye

[Aaron Gold @HeyItsAaronGold]

That Betelgeuse Show
#AEWDoN