Ash 🦝

Who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

I can't deal with her

[jackass @jackassworld]

hello, i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass at the west hollywood pride parade!

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

Also, fuck the press for wording anything relating to trans people in the most vague and terf engagement baiting ways possible. "How can we make this sound like special treatment instead of an actual requirement?"

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

So, trans people in the UK can get a legal document which changes their registered gender and this cannot be accessed by everyone at HMRC so it's not special treatment it's literally just the phone line they need to call or else the person won't be able to help them.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: HMRC has given trans taxpayers lifetime access to a VIP phone line which answers calls twice as fast

It claims access is needed to ensure “greater protection” of trans people under equality laws

[@Telegraph]

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

People complaining that The Boys was changed from the comics is always funny because the comics are ASS

[𝕮𝕠𝕝𝕕𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕒 @Ofcimcold]

I just found out Frenchie in the comics had crazy superpowers and MM has been a supe since he was little . What did Kripke do to the show?😭

[iron prince @SM_iron_prince]

this is easily a top 5 jackass moment. no serious danger, nothing grotesque. just one man and his soup falling for an overly elaborate prank in a way he couldn’t possibly see coming.

[Punished Venom Deat @Deathcheat6]

Movies used to suck your penis for you in the movie theater.

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

Seeing Ryland Grace makes my day better immediately

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

[✶ @lumonheiress]

me recommending dune:

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Logging onto X and seeing all Japanese tweets on the FYP

[hayden @orchidsfilm]

damon albarn with a trans flag 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

@kingpminch Can't see anyone who's claimed my boi yet so Dragonite!

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

Is this what wrestlers do when they're going on holidays

[WrestleOops @WrestleOops__]

BREAKING: Cody Rhodes is fucking dead

(via @WWE)

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

HELL YEAH

[jack o’connell’s left pinky. @ragingmotelfire]

28 years later: the bone temple radiohead needledrop so good i thought the theater stereos broke

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

This is such a great Jeff Goldblum story

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

"Arrgh... I wish me crew had sumthin to sink the enemy ship with..."

The ever-reliable six pound cast iron cannonball:

[Ash 🦝 @HeyItsAshuri]

@makotolagan0 @LSXYZ9 Reynad made zoolock, LS did actually make handlock