Burnsie

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Born to be miiiiild #ChipsAndDipSongs

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

I’ll wear my sunglasses whenever I want 😤 #80sFashionShow

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

It’s not a stretch — I might have too much spandex. #80sFashionShow

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

You’re crimping my style 💅#80sFashionShow

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Roll for initiative, 80s style, with this VHS-inspired dice set.
https://t.co/m3sM3WEUE2

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

You know when you check to see if a drink is still hot, and you find out by spilling it all over yourself, which makes you spill MORE all over yourself? That but all day, every day. 💫

[The Notorious JSC @jenniesweetcush]

Whooooooo did this? 😂

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

All that tech, and they still gotta walk up all them stairs. #BillionaireSpaceRace

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Me tryin to type just now: suflay? Sofley? Soufley? Sufflai? Souflay? Suphleigh? Souphleé? Sue Flay???

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Ranch popcorn, a chocolate soufflé, and a kaiju movie cuz I’m fancy like that sometimes.

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

@TalkieTags @Darth_Pingu @garyrancid @shelbygrl67 @ECHO_CATOTUS Gorsh!

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

What’s in the “special sauce”? #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Buy Dogecoin. #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Sorry about your lawn. 😬 #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

I’m a flexa terrestrial 💪 #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

This place is a dump: one star #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Can we have our probe back? #AMessageFromAliens

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Terrifying.

[Brett Kelman @BrettKelman]

SCOOP: Tennessee Department of Health halts all vaccine outreach to kids – not just for COVID-19, but all diseases – amid pressure from GOP. Staff ordered to remove the agency logo from any documents providing vaccine info to the public, per internal dox. https://t.co/PX0Rvpc6Ot

[Burnsie @HeyItsBurnsie]

Mr. Holstein’s Opus #CowAMovieOrShow