christy!!

loosely based on partially true events that may or may not have happened

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

Get your ass up and be cool. It seems like no one wants to be cool these days

[Johann @johanntimkang]

ALIX EARLE'S FREESTYLE DANCE IS SO CUNTYYYYY 💅

The all-girls section, my fave part, was giving Pussycat Dolls!!! 😂

#DWTS
#DWTS34

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

Hi Twitter I’ve missed you

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[Jo @afxtwink]

they made him look like a brockhampton member

[Eli Hoff @byEliHoff]

Here’s a little timelapse of what the last half hour or so has looked like at Faurot Field. Some snow removal, some warm-ups, still snow coming down.

#Mizzou-Arkansas is 90 minutes away.

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

If TJ Maxx has no fans, I’ve been murdered. I would stay alive as long as I can just to tell people how much I love that store

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

Watching DNC making me feel better

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

So a return to Twitter feels right

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

Full moon + Mercury retrograde did its WORK on me, my god

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

See you in TWO DAYS

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

I should be blacklisted from eating pretzel bites bc I won’t stop

[christy!! @HeyItsChristyyy]

I could never be on Love Island because I sleep walk lmao

[delightfully unhinged hottie @caddydaddie]

glenn powell save me from the tornado, save me from the tornado glenn powell (i have not seen twisters)

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

POV: I’m teaching you how to use Salesforce

[alexa @glusong]

the bridge to good luck babe absolutely destroyed the game