Karla Authement

your local dispatcher; my tweets are irrelevant

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

going through a phase or something, it’s whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dr. Lynn Fynn-derella (ret) 🐭 @Fynnderella1]

This is the sort of pediatric clinician employed at @BlueFishMD in Houston. The ethics, humanity and empathy illustrated here is unfathomable.

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

Ghost really knew what they were doing with this Chips Ahoy protein powder 🤯🤤

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

BREAKING REPORT: The number of people who have come into the country ILLEGALLY UNDER THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION eclipses the total population of 26 US states.. -Fox News

READ THAT TWICE..

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

Nothing… and I mean nothing… bugs me more than when people type the way that they speak. Putting “ion” for “I don’t”..?! And the newest one I’ve seen today was “hafta” instead of “have to”…

🥴🥴🥴

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

being grown with an attitude problem is not a flex lol

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

wow you sure did outsmart everyone here sis 🤡😂

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

Matthew Perry dying feels equivalent to Mac Miller all over again, this is awful 😭

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A federal judge has ordered Louisiana to remove all youth from the largest max security prison in the U.S. and to relocate them within a week

The judge found that conditions at Angola constitute cruel and unusual punishment and violate the 14th Amendment
https://t.co/6sVgZxq7f8

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

@trulyhanna I’m not a fan at all, I was so confused when I was going though my notifications this morning 😅

[ms. cakes @trulyhanna]

Wtf is x ???????? I don’t like this

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

frozen grapes are an elite snack and I will not ever be convinced otherwise

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

not sure how I went practically my whole life without trying Wendy’s chili but it slaps every time 🤌🏼

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

shame on me for being lazy and not bringing my breakfast or lunch to work bc I’ve doordashed twice today 🫠🫠🫠

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

also, still dating the most handsome man on the planet 🫶🏼🤍

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

if you haven’t seen Drake's interview with Bobbi on her podcast, youre missing out fr, it made me love them both sm more 🤣

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

hey Twitter, it’s been a while

[Karla Authement @HeyItsDarla]

tell me you’re addicted to baths/showers without telling me. I’ll go first.

Steven: *just got home from work* “do you wanna go run us a bath?”

Me: yeah of course.

Steven: how many does that make for you today?

Me: …. 3… 😅🤣

[Casa Manana Tex-Mex @CasaMananaLC]

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[Casa Manana Tex-Mex @CasaMananaLC]

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[Haley @_haleyconner]

my whole tik tok is full of hailey bieber & selena & im here to say ITLL ALWAYS BE SELENA. we been rocking since wizards of waverly place. hailey ain’t shit. that it all 🫶🏼😂