Duke!

Just a small dog trying to make it big.

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Signing off 🐾

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Blonk

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

This is slut pop, get your dick out 💦

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

💤

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Dear Diary - I’m so itchy

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

I was so young and pretty 🐾 now I’m just pretty

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

@KW_PigB don’t forget about me 🥺

🐕 💦 🌳

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Paws crossed we don’t lose the fucking senate 🐾 #Vote2022

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Im so old 🥸
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

When you realize the joke someone made hours later

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

I just got my nails did 💅🏼

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Making my way downtown, driving fast, faces pass, and I’m homebound

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

STOP SHOWING ME “RECENT TWEETS” FROM RANDOM PEOPLE UNDER NOTIFICATIONS
@Twitter @TwitterSupport

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Stop showing me tweets I might like!

I don’t like anything 😤

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Wtf

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

How am I supposed to go out and pee when it won’t stop raining? I’m not ruining my coat

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Woof!

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Day 1 of vacation: I’ve been here for an hour and I’ve already secured the interior of the home. The German has so far not shown any threat. Must explore yard later

[Duke! @HeyItsDuke]

Two hot bitches 🐶

[Not Hilary Duff @Alex_Woww]

Tell me you don’t see the resemblance
Cc @MariahCarey