Certified Wife Guy

11-29-24 💜

[pitzero @apspedru]

Viserys enquanto os filhos e netos se matavam :

[felicity 📖 @belladonnafeli]

Jon and Arya

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Upton Sinclair:

[Tough Guy Wayne @GayWeakling]

When twins are born the mom has to choose which one of them comes out the vagina & which one comes out the butt

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[blue 🧋 RE REQUIEM PILLED @bluelikesstuffs]

rogue trader is like this

[CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL @HiroAntag]

orange wine and chicken tenders/mozzarella sticks? you had to travel to an apartheid state to eat Chili's?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[ilija 🐦‍⬛ @rvelchcs]

Space marines

[peter claffey updates @pclaffeycentral]

when your coworker lowkey 10 years old but y’all are tough like that

[riley ✮⋆˙ @jacaeryspilled]

seven kingdoms: the war..,…,..,.

essos: man this 14 yr old beating our ass

average day north of the wall:

[Tammy 🎆🍒 @Shi_Tsu_]

Sometimes I see the Doctor come out from inside of Daemon like a sleeper agent

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

fuck it, filming in a format that only ~40 cinemas across the world can fully display is anti-art

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Greta Thunberg has outlived Lindsey Graham

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

It’s a bummer you pushed legislation that doesn’t allow victims of the same accident you had to get the same monetary benefit.