Jonelle

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk

[Raksha @caraksha103]

how do people with pure hearts survive in corporate lmao

[dakota @im2hai]

i’m a loser baby so why dont you kill me is top ten bars ever

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Not now kitten, daddy is hand picking the grown men who get to piss him off for the next 17 weeks

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[“paula” @paularambles]

how it feels to get a manicure and pedicure at the same time

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[Fish ΘΔ 🔜 ASC @algae_fish]

Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Btw, people have survived centuries without data centers but have never survived without clean water.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

The only data centers we need

[Zion @zionszzn]

Horrible era to be an adult

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

sometimes all it takes is watching a bug clean its lil antennae for me to remember the world is still gentle in some places

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and silly and look with your eyes

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

No cure for endometriosis. Barely any help for menopause or period pain. But sure, let's engineer ways for damaged sperm to conceive, risking kids' health, all to protect male egos.