Lau

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.

[Lau @HeyItsLauu]

Mon père il aime trop dire que je suis jamais à la maison, ajd il me voit au salon et il me demande si la société a fermé 💀 Il parle du taff💀💀

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:

[𝐑𝐒 @rsddnk]

Nelly_Furtado_ft_Timbaland_Promiscuous.mp3

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent signs of compassion for humanity. you’re crying over someone who isn't really there and doesn't really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[novocaaaine_ @flwrsblk]

maintenant quand je vais au ciné pour voir autre chose que Michael j’ai comme l’impression de le trahir

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 @maariaaa1510]

minha relação com livros e séries ultimamente:

[Hawnie ౨ৎ @hawn_iee]

aucune haine mais mon rêve c’est qu’ils interdisent de fumer en terrasse… y a rien de pire tu veux juste manger ton repas et tu te retrouves à manger ton steak goût tabac c’est affreux

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[syl🦦 @sylcine_]

Moi je m’amuse trop avec ces blancs ils s’en foutent de zinzin du regard des autres et en plus vu que t’es pas blanc ils pensent automatiquement que tu danses bien alors que t’es claqué mdrr

[lula 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @kalulapplehead]

me calling michael jackson “mike” like we be chill like that

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

“Abortions hurt women.” So does childbirth, unpaid labor, and forced motherhood. But please tell me again who you’re protecting.

[bejaïa ★ ˎˊ˗ @sesearest]

the face // the memoire 🫡

[Lau @HeyItsLauu]

Et puis elle chante bien. Qu’elles continuent comme ça

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[tifa @saintinblood]

almost fell asleep while listening to my mj playlist. smooth criminal started playing and deadass woke me up with that loud ass "OW"

[A R I R A N G ⁷ (NOUVEAU COMPTE) @_arariy0]

D'abord Speculoos qui devient Biscoff et maintenant ça ??? Ma Belgique mon Cécémel tu l'aimes ou tu la quittes