maybe: myra

unapologetically insane

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

i’m sorry but i hate this take. there are people who come in with bombed out wisdom teeth that affect the adjacent teeth bc it’s SO hard to keep that area clean. but i mean if you’re meticulous about your home care, then go off queen idk

[Pamela @PamelaBies]

Removing wisdom teeth is one of the biggest mistakes a person can make

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

LFG

[British Bastard 🇬🇧 @BritishBastardX]

🚨BREAKING: Convicted child killer Kyle Bevan was brutally stabbed more than 30 times by fellow inmates in a savage 5-minute prison attack at HMP Wakefield and was left for dead.

Bevan was serving a life sentence for the horrific 2020 murder of two-year-old Lola James, whom he subjected to a savage assault causing catastrophic brain injuries and over 100 wounds.

The brutal prison attack is being seen by many as raw "prison justice" for his crimes against an innocent toddler.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Ah! Well, nevertheless

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

geographic tongue + fissured tongue often occur together. harmless and not contagious.

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

normal anatomical variation btw

[𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 @themostazezo]

genuinely why does her tongue have fissures in it

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

How it feels to hope for anything

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

i cried and cried and cried until i stopped caring

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

she also told me that when she turns 5 (in 3 months. wtf 😭) that she’s gonna like strawberries again and she’ll try more veggies and she’ll know a lot more.

so im holding her to that

[maybe: myra @HeyItsMyraMay]

i truly do love how curious/independent avery is and the questions she asks about things like

“why is is important to put sunscreen behind your ears?”

and

“let me put the sunscreen on my face by myself. i know how to do it.”

[lou @digitalfields]

i am in the process of accepting the things i cannot change

[amir @linuxlvr]

i really wish i could do casual but it’s either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me trying to convince myself that soon everything is going to be better and I won’t feel like this anymore