The Scott

Fluent in sarcasm, smartassednesss, and randomness. Humor me with your fortune cookie wisdom.

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@Oliviaxrtx Soup cause the bowls roll off her belly

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@mistressdivy AEW is awful

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@NatashaCL7 @abrilzucchi This IS my social life

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Ok y'all, making a coffee run.

Who else wants something?

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@StephanieHorror I believe it's called a fivehead

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@horrormamaal Johnny Cash

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@ChoicezNL Zoals ze zeggen: voor de goddelozen is er geen rust, he?

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@otokyo Me? Probably look at you and smile, trying to be smooth and making you laugh cause I have a big gob of ranch dressing in my beard. *True story btw

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@Ruby_331 Envy

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@Thetoxicraine Good morning to you too

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I'm

A/S/L

years old

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@DieselBABE20 Bummer! Ok next batch, count me in

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@Sassafrass_84

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@Sassafrass_84 100000%

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Isn't that the truth?¿

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@Natasha_Miami_X Well shit. Day late, dollar short. Story of my life haha

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@Jessiekins No apologies needed. Be you. I like weird haha.

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@00Sindirella Hi 👋