bj olson

track cyclist - sunglasses wearer - cycle/tri/run coach

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Someone asked what I'm doing because my arms have been getting bigger. The answer: deadlifts and standing starts 😂 every day is #legday

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Chewing with your mouth open in public should be a misdemeanor. 😵😵🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #may #nyc #gagging

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Don't believe Climate change? Is it pessimistic meta-induction or generic stupidity? The #truth hurts #dumbanddumber #scientificmethod

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

The externality cost of your fatness outweighs the burden of undocumented immigrants in the health care system. #deflation over #deportation

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Life gives us plenty of chances and excuses: use the most of one and the least of the other. #cycling #racing #sprinter #trackcycling

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

About to smash some goldsprints here at m1-5 with @ClifBar #clifnoweaklinks ... just give me the money now, just kidding (not really)

[UCI Track Cycling @UCI_Track]

Women's Team Pursuit World Champions 🌈🥇
@usacycling
🇺🇸
#TWC2017

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

I think race bikes bc I wanna be as good at something as my parents and brother are at their things. #fomo #sprinter #trackcycling #cycling

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

@united airlines sold me a sandwich, but made me throw it up because their employee was hungry. #toosoon #fightclub #heyipaidforthat

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

My metric for cycling success is how often the older ladies on the block comment on he size of my butt #trackcycling #Sprinter #cycling

[Bot of the U.S. @BOTUS]

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[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Humid air is faster than dry air. The atomic weight of h2o is lighter than the weights of the n2 and o2 it displaces. 💨💨💨

[Track & Field News @tandfn]

positive EPO test for Oly marathon champ Sumgong: https://t.co/3HvEFRUn1s

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Why do we keep racing. A fear of being last? A need for validation? Endorphin high? Too much time and not enough to do? Hahaha #trackcycling

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

@SUBWAY 950cal mtbal sub is there when I need more calories to build muscle💪. @SubwayListens let's go official & sponsor an elite cyclist 🏆

[MILADY MAKER!! 🌷🌸🌞 @elinorbarker]

Tonight I lived every cyclists dream and ate haribo with @RubyWIsaac

[Andre Greipel @AndreGreipel]

a lovely car to find some peace and energy for the upcoming rides.... great video.
@rocketespresso #ma13 https://t.co/qDMMVLKk6m

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

How to win: Pedal faster, suck less. #velodrome #tracksprinting #sprint #sprinter #ganhar

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

Orville Rogers is my spirit animal 🔥🔥🔥🥇🥇🥇 #goals #gains #sprinter https://t.co/445Qi5PhQi

[bj olson @HeyItsYaBoyBJ]

I can't wait til Im old enough to do some training at an "aging clinic" 💉💉💉🥇🥇🥇 #gainz