Wade Wilson

Hey, I'm Deadpool, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!!! Look me up on Wikipedia! I heard that website is pretty accurate and trustworthy! WOLVERINE SUCKS!!!!!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc Don't listen to her Pegsalottabutts! You're fast... *Wade kissed the stuffed Unicorn head on the tricycle before pushing it away, skipping after Inez as he whistled.* Oh man, you're gonna love Hockey!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc *A tumbleweed rolls by as the wind blows, Wade rolling up on a tricycle dressed like a unicorn. He tipped his cowboy hat, spitting out a piece of grass.* Howdy!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc Did you seriously just ask that question!? OF COURSE they have Beer! Oh, you poor child. Let me be your GPS to lead you to a glorious sport of violence on ice! *His tricycle rolled towards his feet, Wade mounting it.* Hop on! The basket should hold your weight.

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Psssssst! I didn't pay for those tickets!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc That is true! *Wade removed his hat, tucking it under his right arm. He reached into his fanny pack, pulling out his cellphone.* Oh, shit! I forgot I was gonna go to a Hockey game today! Wanna join me? I got real good seats that I totally "paid" for.

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc More power to You! I couldn't do it. Not because I fear anything, I would just get bored living on a boat. I want my neighbors to curse me out just as much as I curse at them!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc Oh, I've just been doing the usual; killing people and working on my crocheting. I made a rope out of some Navy Blue yarn! Then I choked a man out with it! *Wade smirked.* So were you on a Gambling Boat?

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

@CowgirlMerc I'm making Dramatic Entrance, duh! *Wade jumped off of the tricycle, kicking it away before waving to Inez.* How have you been? Haven't seen you in a while! You busy hanging out with The Lone Ranger and Clint Eastwood?

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

I just got a call from my Booty Senses! I WAS RIGHT!!!

[Wait, what? How is that even possib-]

TO THE DEADPOOL DEN!!!

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

*Raises his head while washing dishes.*....My Booty Senses be tingling.... oh wait, that's my phone. RT @CattyThievery: "I didn't get this ass by sitting on it." #BlackCatFitness https://t.co/8bgn8AI9DI

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

More like Starsky and Hutch. RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Tony and Carol...

21 Jump Street.

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Hulk smash Deadpool, after date? Please say yes! RT @LawfulHulk: “Hulk find Banner, smash him. Hulk find Carol, smash her. Hulk find McCoy, hulk smash him hard.”

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

*Gasps* WOW! RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Rhodey and Carol flirting is equal to-

Awkward seal noises.

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Official Cat Lady Status! RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Can't wait die and pet all the kitties in heaven. https://t.co/by1mPBnKrN

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

laughed as he took a seat next to a headless Mobster, his men sprawled out on the floor of the Bowling Rink.* Well, this was fun but I gotta go. I have a bathtub and eight seasons of Game of Thrones to watch. Thanks for a good night! (2/2)

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Ok, ok, Ok! Hush! *Wade pulled at his crotch before sticking his fingers into a pink bowling ball, the Assassin lining up his shot before rolling the ball. Wade waved his hands to the left as the ball rolled fast, knocking the pins down.* YUSH!!! Told ya I could do it! *He (1/2)

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Ahhhhhh shit! Gonna be fighting Dragons and Warlords and Neckbeards covered in Cheeto residue! RT @WinterSoldier__: I kinda miss fighting Hydra these days... whatever the threat, I'm ready. #WarAvengers

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Yes Mistress! RT @LawfulHulk: “Shut up, Wade.” https://t.co/m1pWLbc2se

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Teehee. Jen Smashed me, haaaard.RT @LawfulHulk: “Now I see the Pym. Stupid fourth wall was in the (cont) https://t.co/9zlTJc2ph5

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Teehee. Jen Smashed me, haaaard.RT @LawfulHulk: “Now I see the Pym. Stupid fourth wall was in the (cont) https://t.co/9zlTJc2ph5

[Wade Wilson @HeyIts_Deadpool]

Alotta ladies make that face at me.... I'm starting to see a pattern....