Corey

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Walking around my apartment like 🎶You’re my soda pop, my little soda pop🎶

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Dude I got some fucking banana bread at work today dude. Hell yeah.

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

I too, am "Whooo." But I'm also "Wheee!" So the "Wheee" balances the "Whooo"

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Imagine being so petty that because your new born doesn’t look more like you, you decide to just not help out because “it’s clearly not yours” just to spite your wife. And you still expect her to keep up with the house on top of essentially being a single mom.

Pussy.

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

@ArtemisLunaVT

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@chelsiesobs

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@chelsiesobs

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@chelsiesobs

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Oh

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Another year older like:

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

I stg people that move like Flash from Zootopia in the self check out line make me want to

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@ArtemisLunaVT Hit ‘em with one of these

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@EdButWithAT

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Made the mistake of listening to audible at 1.3x and now I can never go back to just 1x speed it’s too slow

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

When @ELHenningsen is your top listened to on Spotify. I know it’s supposed to start with sorry, but I’m not apologizing.

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Imposter syndrome hittin different today

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

Can I stop being sick please? Having a fever for a week is pure ass

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That kind of sick where your body just hurts

[Corey @HeyItssCorey]

🎶Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy, all ya gotta do is just meet me at the 🎶