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Christian.

Found elsewhere, never here-
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And for my 4,073 tweet. I'm gone. Find me on Insta, Threads, or pretty much anywhere else. Once Twitter (never X) gets a better owner, I'll re-evaluate. Till then, I always believe in "See Ya' Real Soon!"

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I feel like you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they prefer @EverclearBand's "So Much For The Afterglow" or "Songs From An American Movie: Volume 1." Both are great albums... But I feel like they have different vibes.

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@AlyssaOnTheEnd All that to say... You are 100% not alone in feeling that.

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@AlyssaOnTheEnd I occasionally get that wave EVEN THOUGH I am in a much better place now. I don't think it will ever go away completely. It drives me to keep excelling at my current role. Not that I wasn't previously, but to show I'm worth every dollar they think they saved by letting me go

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I feel like people would enjoy a return to 2k #design #aesthetic. Are any of us actually enjoying all the warm earth tones and gun metal gray? The world was happier when the corners were rounder and the colors bolder. Someone razzleberry or teal tide something... STAT!

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@MicahTylerMusic When "Walking Free" inquiring minds are wondering... Hiking Boots? Adidas kicks? Original Air Jordan's? #AskingForAFriend

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#Hottake. I love #Windows11. And @MicrosoftEdge. And @Office. In general I am pretty pro @Microsoft and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. But @MicrosoftTeams get your act together. You got some hardcore catching up to do...

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@ChrisCruise Gotcha. I follow.

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@little_foxx @Kat35089777 @UniversalORL @MCO @HorrorNightsORL

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@ChrisCruise Asking legitimately now...what if it's a friend, colleague, co-worker, or family? Blocking a rando seems fine. They're a rando whose feelings are beneath me. But, someone I communicate with or have regular relationship with...do they deserve a different tact?

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@Kat35089777 @UniversalORL @MCO @HorrorNightsORL Only #HHN fans could see any grammar, misspelling, punctuation error as a potential hint, clue, or reveal... we're a sad bunch.

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@ChrisCruise Seems logical. But does it work on social media? (This response started as a joke...but now I'm curious)

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Good Golly...I still have a Twitter!

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#Wifesplaining: When your wife tells you how to think/feel/do in or about a situation or topic.

Examples:
"Why don't you get a salad for a side? You've been meaning to eat more greens."
Or
*Sitting down in my recliner* " You wanted to take a walk after dinner...right?

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@Mead_Brand A quarterly reminder...I'd love a trapper keeper. But it has to be classic 90's vibes. Wouldn't say not to a @LisaFrank as long as it's a #TrapperKeeper

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@TheRogueyRogue Yes. Yes I have.

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I could listen to another 2 hours of @rhettwalker and @crowdermusic. Just talking...anything and everything. I'd subscribe to that podcast in a heartbeat. #cmbmomentumstream2021 #cmbmomentum21

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@theAliceRoberts That's why we make a big deal out of Jesus coming back...it kinda defies explanation and the natural order. An exclamation point that says "And I meant what I said!"

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Flirting w/K:
"Girl, you so rare you make Mewtwo look like Weedle."
K: *swoons*

#NailedIt #Pokemon #PickupLines #HappyWifeHappyLife