John Blake

TV Producer, On-Camera Host, Aspiring Opulent, Global Gallivanter, Puppy Enthusiast, Master of Savasana, Kid in Adult’s Clothing.

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@McDonalds are fries carbs? For real tho - asking for a friend... #NationalFrenchFryDay

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@DrClownPhD And that’s why no one will remember their name.

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

My annual posting of, perhaps, the most important things I've ever said about science.

[Video: 4min]
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@KicksFinder Mens size 10

[KicksFinder @KicksFinder]

Took an L?

We're giving away a pair of the Air Jordan 1 "Lost & Found!" Follow instructions below:

1. Follow @KicksFinder
2. Like AND Retweet
3. Reply with your size (US)

Giveaway ends tomorrow, 4/21, at 3 PM EST. Good Luck!

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How I feel after dry January 💪🏼😏 @ Carmel Valley Ranch https://t.co/3fF4tV9weO

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Always take the scenic route 🏂🏔️ @ Big Sky, Montana https://t.co/9ju8KKnSoG

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@TheDaveKlein Katamari Damacy

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Peaking 🏔👀

#happybirthday to the best mom ever, @janyanehiro @ Rainbow Lodge - Yellowstone Club https://t.co/e4vxMGJ2JN

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Items were lost 💳🤷🏻‍♂️📵 @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/q6VFKxnd8a

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@videotech_ @GroveStGames Prepare your forearm lmao 💀

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Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! I am not going to have sex with you in the bathroom! @ Friends Set https://t.co/M7XBttnhDT

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Un poco loco Coco 🎶💀🎵 #mygrandmacocowhatbigteethyouhave #rememberme @ French Quarter https://t.co/h6O3EkGa7L

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Trinquons 👌🏼 @ Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop https://t.co/dKQMj0YRHo

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Mis(s)understood the assignment 🪓🥴

#letsburythehatchet
#ilikebigaxesandicannotlie #betterthanthebodyspray @ Brennan's https://t.co/i2ZOzYZO4J

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@andrewishochi Spoiler alert

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Best way to end your week is how you started…on a win 🥇😉 https://t.co/wLeQN4avJw

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Is it hot outside…or is it just me? 😎😂 @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/3wejGqlFrl

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Her: “Why isn’t he responding? He’s probably texting other girls…”
Him: 🦉🤷🏻‍♂️ @ Hollywood Beach https://t.co/FdwEQPSTN0

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When one bar closes…open it back up 😉🔓🍻 @ Hollywood Beach Florida https://t.co/feq49848fh