Sarah Lyn Jones

I gots degrees. I does ministry. For now, that is enough.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

What's my dream job?

I do not dream of work, comrades, because I am not a total fucking weirdo.

[Congressman Chuy García @RepChuyGarcia]

The only Kevin that can defend a house

[Shermann Dilla Thomas @6figga_dilla]

The simple answer is Homer had a UNION job ✊🏾💯

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

*strikes are supposed to be disruptive

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

As Lollapalooza opens, youth activists are threatening to sue the city over its curfew for youth, saying it unfairly targets Black and Brown Chicagoans. https://t.co/TklperDPbz

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Well, well, well. If it isn’t 300,000 sweaty youths doing hallucinogens in the park outside my home.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has terminated his deal to buy Twitter, which is shocking because I didn’t think he knew how to pull out of anything.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

American people: inflation is so high I can’t pay rent, kids are being gunned down in schools, women’s reproductive rights have been stripped, please do something

Law makers: how about a universal phone charger

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

.@BorisJohnson .@10DowningStreet

Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference.

We have some experience with this sort of thing…

[jeremy @jeremycabo]

House Democrats singing Seasons of Love on the steps after gay marriage is overturned

[Dalton Baker @bakeryfreshhh]

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

General strike.