If your first instinct in a moment of panic is to shoot another person dead, then you need help. Killing another human shouldn’t be anyone’s go-to response. Ever.
Stuck in my head (to the obvious tune of a classic Prince song) since last night’s frozen treat:
“She ate some raaasberry sorbet
The kind you find in the super market
Raaaasberry sorbet... I really lo-o-ove it”
@Tess_Holliday A small plant. It says, “I like you enough to buy you a living thing. There is room for it to grow. BUT... I’m not committed enough to overpay for some standard-ass, overpriced on this one damn day flowers.”
Second time’s the charm. There are 2021 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/rkE5Y9ayma