Melissa💖✨

never be so kind you forget to be clever 🩷💜💙

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Redownloaded Twitter, liked all of Nicole’s posts, and left ✌️

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

my boyfriend lets me be evil and i think that’s beautiful

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Hi

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Back on this godforsaken app bc insta doesn’t correctly notify me for the Taylor merch drops lmao merry Christmas

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

I’ve been on the Twitter dupe and it kinda eats but had to come on to scream about that orange shit Taylor is doing okay miss you

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Brandon said that no one at work is speaking to him about love island and I had to remind him that he is a big bearded man so stereotypically why would they and just very quietly and sadly “but I’m a girls girl 😔”

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Everything about Big Brother being TOP SECRET the month before a new season debuts is so funny because it’s like…..you’re just gonna unveil a bunch of unemployed people and cover them in slime.

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Just put a lock on my labubu because it IS that serious

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

I’ve seen a lot of marine mammal experts say they don’t know why seals stick their tongues out sometimes which implies it’s simply in their nature to be silly

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

[Daily Edition @MileyEdition]

🚨 MILEY CYRUS IS NOW ALLOWED TO SING HANNAH MONTANA SONGS!

"After I left Disney, I wasn't allowed to perform any of the Hannah Montana music… but after being inducted as a Disney Legend, I was given permission to perform those songs in the future, which is pretty cool."

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[mac @MacDoesIt]

I thought labubu was new internet slag for lobotomy. like delulu

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

@asianlebarre 🌾👀

[El Pollo Loco @ElPolloLoco]

$5 pollo bowl has never failed me

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Every time a window shakes I pull up a TikTok live

[Melissa💖✨ @HeyMelx]

Can literally feel the weeknd show from my house

[Watch Miss Me Yet on means.tv @UpdateTheGrids]

so funny "Make America Healthy Again" does not include free healthcare