Heather and Bentley

People tell me I should do standup-Not sure if it's because I tell great stories or because my life is such a joke. PublicHealth Libraries GoldenRetrievers

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

I'm sorry I got muddy paw prints all over your light grey khaki pants

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@DrMattMcCarthy By complete coincidence, I found out yesterday that you’d published this. As an ID student at LSHTM and a fan of your previous work, I am beyond thrilled. I bought a copy today OMW home from an epi exam!

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

I'm done with Twitter. If you want to keep in touch, DM me and I'll give you my email. Thanks for sharing your Goldies over the years.

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@steveandduke Seems about right! I set down wet towels for Bentley in his usual spots, and he laid right next to them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@PhoenixTGolden @tanahtheboy @mypids @abbygoldgirl @steveandduke @lynn2wine Does it mimic the feeling of a mother cleaning its young? Or of a golden licking his mom?

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl @realDonaldTrump *Wealthcare

[Carol @beilinglaoshi]

@apostrophelaw https://t.co/EDAvAJfZB9

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

Me: Do I look slummy today?
Bf: You look like a normal person going to a farmer's market in the Upper Valley.
Me: How COULD you?!

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl Oops! Frasier*! It took three times to write that because of this proximity of the Z!

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl Yes!! B loves to prop his head up, too! Frazier looks happy, but strained.

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl Ha! I couldn't have nicer things until after Bentley was neutered. I found that out the hard way

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl Are you saying that he's making America great, one gummy worm at a time?

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@lynn2wine It's not poisonous the way we think about poisonous substances. It may just cause digestive upset if not cooked.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl @TowsonU Well that's embarrassing

[🇨🇦Lynn & Murphy of the North🇨🇦 @lynn2wine]

But MUM!!! I got SO excited about Grandma 👵🏼 being here that I couldn't help myself: I jumped right up on the couch 😳🙊🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

He's meditating

[WPRI 12 @wpri12]

Two signs along Westminster Street in downtown Providence read "Westminister Street": https://t.co/o6m1AeMIJU

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@Origins Now that I know it won't be a waste, I will!

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

@abbygoldgirl Ha! Bentley, too!

[Heather and Bentley @HeyMissHeather]

He's such a lovely boy