Mike

So I got that going for me, which is nice. ELE

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Rory Lad

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Well that’s all that I have written down so far. I guess I’ll be back in a few months.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

18 Memphis @ Temple tonight. Fran Dunphy wins this game 3 out of 4 times in front of a packed Liacouras Center. I miss those days. I apologize for my past transgressions, Fran.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

I recently listened to the audiobook A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson. It was amazing and probably my favorite book I’ve ever read or listened to.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Unfortunately I laugh every time I see “Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne”

[Mike @HeyMoike]

People that take their Christmas decorations downs on the 26th are assholes.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

I went to a butcher in Duryea for kielbasa the day before Christmas Eve and I was 44th in line. I didn’t mind waiting in line. It was actually pretty cool.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Facebook is always recommending me posts for carnivore diets and from a page called “Death Stairs”. Also, people building decks.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Iowa State is going to win the National Championship.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

The Hateful Eight is underrated and is one of Tarantino’s best films.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

The negatives of Twitter outweigh the positives at this point, so I deleted the app and don’t look at it anymore. With that being said, I have too many stupid thoughts that I need to get out, so I am going to start writing them down and tweeting them all at once like Larry King.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head
https://t.co/GGQPVhucGI

[Mike @HeyMoike]

@KVanValkenburg @ngschuNLU @TronCarterNLU finally listened to the Bills owners ep today. Was very disheartened you didn’t mention Ratfucker Sam during the ratfucking segment

[Mike @HeyMoike]

I really hate watching any major news channels, but god damn do I love to watch John King bang away on those screens.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Temple looking sloppy and disgraceful to finish out the half. Already in mid season form after only 20 minutes of hoops in North Philly.

[Mike @HeyMoike]

Omg @mtgreenee can you believe they created these tornadoes to take out Trump supporters the day before the election!?!!

[James Wilson @nmjameswilson]

Large tornado near Bentonville #arkansas #akwx

[Mike @HeyMoike]

We used to be a proper country.

[Ben Upton @Ben_Upton5]

If ESPN cared about us, we would be having the 24 Hour College Basketball Marathon starting in 4 hours